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Fox Noise: Breaking News

Posted in Bullshit, Distractions, Duh, Humor, News, Observations, Oddities, Science, Stupid, Tricksy on May 6th, 2008 by Atlas Cerise

Afishionados,

So I’m watching HOUSE last night and Faux News was kind enough to intrude upon the lower portion of my screen with BREAKING NEWS! I know that Fox Noise is “fair and balanced” and would never1 lie to me or have a bias on one of their stories, but I just can’t figure out how men’s nipples tie in with the Republican agenda that Fox is constantly trying to shove down my throat. Thoughts?

In other news, large traces of dihydrogen monoxide were found in a local woman’s body, doctor’s say.

1Yes, yes they would.

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Spreading the Claptrap

Posted in Books, Bullshit, Friends, Humor, Make Believe, Mind Wandering, Oddities, Plugs, Religion, Science, Stupid, Truthiness on October 30th, 2007 by Atlas Cerise

Afishionados,

POLANSKINETICS is the TRUTH

Wash your hands because the claptrap is spreading…

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Getting Physical

Posted in Hot Babes, Nasty, Science on July 24th, 2007 by Atlas Cerise

Afishionados,

Anne Ramsey

Britney Spears

Cameron Diaz

Kelly Osbourne

Roseanne Arnold


For every action…

Alexa Vega

Hayden P.

Natalie Portman

Amelia Warner

Keira Knightley


There is an equal and opposite reaction.

Newton

Or so he says.

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