Okay, okay, I take it back. UnFuck You!

John Mc…Kane?

Posted in Assholes, Bullshit, Current Events, Evil, Humor, Mind Wandering, Observations, Politics on June 5th, 2008 by Atlas Cerise

Afishionados,

I saw some footage of John McCain tonight, and I finally realized where I’ve seen him before. Remember Poltergeist II: The Other Side? Remember that evil bastard from the movie who keeps coming after the Freeling family? I did some research on his character* and it turns out the filmmakers based his character off the real-life John McCain. You know, back when McCain was around 6,000 years old so.
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Here’s a picture of Kane. See, he even looks exactly like John McCain. Of course, Hollywood had to change the spelling of the character’s name so John wouldn’t sue, but sure as shit it’s him, innit?
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Oh, Tangina, where are you when we need you? Lead this fool into the light, already.
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*I lied. I made it up on the spot.

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Joes Before Bros

Posted in Bullshit, Friends, Humor, Make Believe, Plugs, Politics, Truthiness on April 5th, 2008 by Atlas Cerise

Afishionados,

Lotsa folks out there are big supporters of Barack Obama. They’ve all got their reasons, but I’m here to ask you just one question:

change

Is another black man in Washington D.C. begging for change really what this country needs?

Do the right thing. Vote Polanski.
Joes Before Bros

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No Debate Necessary

Posted in Bullshit, Friends, Humor, Make Believe, Politics on August 10th, 2007 by Atlas Cerise

Vote J08Y
Afishionados,

I dunno if I am still gaspin fer my bloggin breff, but SOMEONE’s gotta keep campaigning around here.

Click for full size. Oh, and the inspiration comes from the famous Presidential Candidate himself.

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Caller ID

Posted in Politics on July 31st, 2007 by Atlas Cerise

Afishionados,

Hillary Clinton

I didn’t even know that she knew my phone number.

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More Lube Required?

Posted in Assholes, Bullshit, Current Events, Humor, Mind Wandering, News, Observations, Politics, Stupid, Truthiness, Your Tax Dollars on July 26th, 2007 by Atlas Cerise

Gonzales

Afishionados,

I saw this image, along with its headline, over at MSNBC.com.

I’m not sure what kind of probe the Dems are using, but I know that Gonzales has been talking out of his ass since this whole thing started.

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