O Say Can You See?
Posted in Holidays, Hot Babes, Humor, Poetry, Uncategorized on July 4th, 2008 by Atlas Cerise
Afishionados,
Or maybe all the flags
But if you missed the titties
Then you guys must be…blind.
Congratulations, It’s a Girls!
Posted in News, Oddities, Poetry on April 9th, 2008 by Atlas CeriseAfishionados,
Two faces (you think she can nod?)
But why all the fuss?
She’s a homunculus!
And not reincarnated god.
Stiff Competition
Posted in Australia, Humor, Plugs, Poetry, buddies on December 29th, 2007 by Atlas Cerise
Unfit Parenting
Posted in Assholes, Humor, Nasty, Poetry, Stupid on October 2nd, 2007 by Atlas Cerise
Afishionados,
Britney’s a bad mom for sure
Her ethics and antics not pure
Court order decree
That she lose custody
I wish we could get rid of her.
Straight from the Horse’s Mouth
Posted in Awesome, Barbaro, Bullshit, Death, Oddities, Poetry on June 28th, 2007 by Atlas Cerise
O’ dear friends, it’s me, Barbaro!
I’m writing to let you all know
That although I am gone
Fertilizing the lawn
There’s a message I wish to bestow.
You “animal rights” people claim
That my death was a terrible shame
But I’d rather be dead
Than cooped up in a shed
And be forced to run circles for fame.
So relax, for it could have been worse
Like The Godfather scene so perverse
My head in a bed
In a pool of bloodshed
(Or worse yet, a cheap leather purse!)
The fact of the matter, you see
Is that running makes me want to pee
I’d much rather rot
Than set off in trot
With some little fucking jockey.
So fans of mine, please, no remorse!
I’ve just become “One with the Force”
I like being glue
So I bid you adieu
FOR CHRIST’S SAKE I’M JUST A DAMN HORSE!
