Afishionados,

When people in China look closely at their stuff does it just say “Made Here”?

Also, I’ve finished upgrading to WordPress 2.1 and seem to have no problems to report because of it. Report any issues you may encounter by sending email to nucleardisaster at gmail dot com or by posting here. Thanks.

Afishionados,

I would like to steal incorporate the idea of a “Diversions” section from the Headless Hollow blog here on the Fish, but in the meantime enjoy this completely random post.

The PlayStation launches in the USA this week. People everywhere go nuts for it. SmashMyPS3.com raises money to do what their domain name states. A brand new PlayStation 3 is completely destroyed while a crowd of nerds wait outside of Best Buy (click here to launch video in a new window). Virgins everywhere cry themselves to sleep.

Dear hemp-wearing, granola-munching, tree-hugging, hippy-loving People of the Seattle, Washington Area,

While other states have made remarkable technological advances in the way of bridges and normal speed limits, you have refused change and instead prefer to do things your own way.

Your speed limits to which even the Amish say, “Fuck, I can’t go any faster than this?” If the speed limits were raised beyond the current 60 MPH, we might actually get somewhere in a decent amount of time. But for you, one can never have too long a view of so many motherfucking pine trees.

Your ferry system. Who needs floating or suspension bridges, anyway? Doubtless that people will enjoy arriving at the ferries, only to wait 45 minutes or more for the ferry to arrive, another 15 to unload, and yet another 15 to board. Please let me also take this time to thank you for charging me $11.00 one way for this service. Yippee.

My only regret is that I am unable to repay each and every one of you the way that I would like to, and in the way that each of you wholeheartedly deserve for supporting such tactics. Unfortunately, the Space Needle is too big and I’m short on time for the reasons mentioned above. Therefore, I am unable to plunge the Space Needle into the darkest crevices set deep within your asses at this time, but please know that I truly wish I could. It’s the least I can do to repay you.

Sincerely Yours,

JediMacFan
Departed Bremerton: 3:07 P.M.
Arrived Everett: 6:10 P.M.

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