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I’m Pretty Sure that I’m Dying.

Posted in Death, Help!, Life, Medicine, Nasty on June 25th, 2007 by Atlas Cerise

Death

Afishionados,

I don’t know what’s happening with me today, but I have been awake and sick since 6:00 A.M. with dry heaves and other fun, bodily mishaps. I feel okay other than the hurling from one end and, well… some other nasty feature at the other.

I’m so thirsty that I think I’d even drink water from the pool at this point, but I can’t keep anything down. Water, 7-Up, oatmeal… Nothin’. It all comes back to visit me again (and again, and again).

It even takes all my energy to type this out. Wish I could keep something down, I would LOVE an iced tea. Hopefully that presidential nominee Polanski’s health care plan will help me in the future.

Time for another nap,

JediMacFan

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Svedeesh Medeecel Center in Seettle-a Vesheengtun

Posted in Awesome, Make Believe, Medicine, Mind Wandering, Observations, Oddities, Stupid on March 6th, 2007 by Atlas Cerise

Effeeshiunedus,

Swedish Medical Center

I sev a cummerceeel oon telefeesiun tuneeght fur zee Svedeesh Medeecel Center. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp! I vunder vhet zee ducturs zeere-a luuk leeke-a? I feegoore-a sumetheeng keend ooff leeke-a thees. Um gesh dee bork, bork! I hupe-a zee ducturs ere-a better et medeecine-a thun zeey ere-a et cuukeeng.

Swedish Surgeon

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