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Star Bores: Attack of the Clowns

Posted in Assholes, Bullshit, Current Events, Evil, Graphic Design, Humor, Insanity, Politics on September 2nd, 2008 by Atlas Cerise

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Afishionados,

Today marks the third anniversary of Old Fish and Lemonade. And it’s such a big deal that the Republicans have decided to celebrate by holding the Republican National Convention this week. In fact, the Republican party is so proud of me, that they’ve sent along an exclusive photo of Senator John McCain and Sarah Palin from the convention stage in Minnesota. Be sure to click on the photo for the full experience. I think Barack Obama might be hiding out at the convention, too, right behind Bib Fortuna.

iSleepy, but iSuccessful

Posted in Apple Mac, Family, Friends, Gadgetry, Insanity, Mobile, Photos, Plugs, Tricksy on July 11th, 2008 by Atlas Cerise

Many iPhones

Afishionados,

My iPhone posse and I arrived at our local AT&T store around midnight last night. This included my brother-in-law, both stepsisters, and my friend Ross. The parents, who also wanted iPhones but did not want to wait in line for them, arrived and cut in line around 7 A.M. We packed a camping table and collapsable chairs, along with some blankets and pillows to make ourselves as comfortable as possible. We also had doughnuts. Yum. Everyone managed to catch a little sleep. Well, everyone but me. I didn’t sleep a wink, though I finally managed to get in a quick nap around 11 A.M. this morning.

Here is a breakdown by numbers of our little outting:

24 How many doughnuts we had with us.

13 Was my place in the line.

8 Was the number of hours we waited in line.

4 The number of 16 GB iPhones we bought.

3 The number of 8 GB iPhones we bought.

400 million How many people were in line behind us. Well, not really, but it was a lot.

We also managed to make all the local news stations. Here’s me curled up in my comfy chair, guarding the precious doughnuts with my brother-in-law.
Waiting in Line

It’s a good thing we did decide to camp out at midnight, because the store sold out of iPhones wihin the hour. We wouldn’t have gotten them otherwise.

This was the first time I’ve ever camped out for a product. Considering how damn tired I am, I’m not sure that I’d ever do it again, either. Well… At least until the next iPhone comes out.