GTA IV Makes $500 Million
Posted in Distractions on May 10th, 2008 by Atlas Cerise
GTA IV makes $500 million in its first week and beats Halo 3’s record of $300 million. For a game with so much controversy, it seems a lot of people want to play it.
Fox Noise: Breaking News
Posted in Bullshit, Distractions, Duh, Humor, News, Observations, Oddities, Science, Stupid, Tricksy on May 6th, 2008 by Atlas Cerise
Afishionados,
So I’m watching HOUSE last night and Faux News was kind enough to intrude upon the lower portion of my screen with BREAKING NEWS! I know that Fox Noise is “fair and balanced” and would never1 lie to me or have a bias on one of their stories, but I just can’t figure out how men’s nipples tie in with the Republican agenda that Fox is constantly trying to shove down my throat. Thoughts?
In other news, large traces of dihydrogen monoxide were found in a local woman’s body, doctor’s say.
1Yes, yes they would.
MADD Mad Over GTA IV
Posted in Distractions on May 2nd, 2008 by Atlas Cerise
MADD Mad Over GTA IV. MADD complains about driving drunk in GTA IV because… well… I guess they have nothing better to do.
Steve Ballmer’s Laptop of Choice
Posted in Distractions on April 28th, 2008 by Atlas Cerise
Steve Ballmer’s Laptop of Choice. What notebook does the CEO of Microsoft use during his presentations?
Idiot Tries to Steal TV
Posted in Distractions on April 28th, 2008 by Atlas Cerise
Idiot tries to steal an LCD television by switching the price tag. With that of a $3.16 water bottle.
