Fox Noise: Breaking News
Afishionados,
So I’m watching HOUSE last night and Faux News was kind enough to intrude upon the lower portion of my screen with BREAKING NEWS! I know that Fox Noise is “fair and balanced” and would never1 lie to me or have a bias on one of their stories, but I just can’t figure out how men’s nipples tie in with the Republican agenda that Fox is constantly trying to shove down my throat. Thoughts?
In other news, large traces of dihydrogen monoxide were found in a local woman’s body, doctor’s say.
1Yes, yes they would.
May 6th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
Marc Dann….. I just found out that he graduated from my law school…. just think of all that I have to aspire to.
May 6th, 2008 at 3:37 pm
The Pod: What does that have to do with you showing us your nipples?
May 6th, 2008 at 5:51 pm
how DONT mens nips tie in with the republican agenda? if they arent connected to a clamp held by a male prosty, they are being tweaked by lobbyists.
May 6th, 2008 at 6:08 pm
I just got my blood test back — 60% of my body is dihydrogen monoxide. I’m afraid, very afraid.
May 6th, 2008 at 9:22 pm
BWL: Larry Craig like’s men’s nipples.
GirlyMan: Something needs to be done about the dihydrogen oxide problem facing this country. Did you know that dihydrogen oxide is the leading cause of drowning in the world?
May 6th, 2008 at 10:07 pm
I am not sure why men have nipples, but if we had breasts, nothing would ever get done because we would spend all of our time playing with our own breasts.
I mean I know I would.
Have I said too much already?
Never mind. Going to play with my imaginary breasts now.
May 6th, 2008 at 10:08 pm
PS, I am drowning in my own dihydrogen monoxide.
May 6th, 2008 at 10:12 pm
mike: I hadn’t thought of it like that. Good point.
May 6th, 2008 at 11:31 pm
Why does my index finger smell like the inside of my asshole? And why does the inside of my mouth taste like my index finger?
May 7th, 2008 at 7:36 am
It’s also the leading cause of flooding and a key ingredient for hurricanes.
May 7th, 2008 at 8:38 am
Men have nipples so I can bite on them during sex.
May 8th, 2008 at 4:27 pm
christ, malach needs his ass wrestled.
May 8th, 2008 at 4:31 pm
GirlyMan: I want to start a class-action lawsuit. Are you in?
CRag: Do you take your teeth out first?
BWL: Yea, he writes the weirdest things on here, doesn’t he?
May 9th, 2008 at 8:27 am
Fox is planning a Special Report on their discovery that Obama has Muslim nipples.
Frankly, I find Bill Reilly’s intense interest in Obama’s nipples slightly troubling.
May 9th, 2008 at 8:28 am
Damn, that’s not Anonymous, that’s me!
May 9th, 2008 at 10:23 am
No, but your mama does.
May 9th, 2008 at 11:51 pm
Colnonymous: I would not be surprised at all if Bill O’Reilly were secretly homosexual. Or muslim.
C.Rag: You gotta admit, though, those are some HOT photos.