Coke and Noodle Soup
Afishionados,
I’ve got a bad cold, and so I decided to make myself some chicken noodle soup. Microwaved from a Campbell’s can, just like mom used to reheat. This part went rather well, actually. I also filled a glass with ice cubes, as a means to chill my delicious Coca-Cola (I’m am addict). This part went okay, too. The problem came when I went for the pour. Because my eyes, with tears flowing like water from Niagara Falls, and my runny nose, with snot running like water from Niagara Falls, I felt my way to the open can of Coke like Ray Charles in a maze (not at Niagara Falls) and went to pour it into my frosty glass. But I missed the glass and poured it directly into my bowl of chicken noodle soup instead. But, I’m so sick, I didn’t even fucking care. I ate the soup anyway. It’s not like I could taste anything anyway.
April 28th, 2008 at 2:37 pm
When I suck dick when I’m sick, I can’t taste anything either.
April 28th, 2008 at 4:24 pm
Colds suck. Sorry you are not feeling well. Take drugs and lots of them.
April 28th, 2008 at 6:12 pm
Hey, that should be Pepsi
April 28th, 2008 at 8:08 pm
Wow Malach, you really wonder why he can’t stand you?
April 28th, 2008 at 8:20 pm
C.Rag: Maybe that’s what makes you sick.
mike: I’m taking 3 things, and none of them are making a damn bit of difference. Maybe marijuana will help?
April 29th, 2008 at 7:39 am
It sounds like you were crying to me. Joey must have kicked you off the ticket this year.
April 29th, 2008 at 8:52 am
Hope you’re feeling better. Coke is actually better with tomato soup.
April 29th, 2008 at 12:35 pm
Remember the old adage regarding colds:
Drink Coke. Give yourself a Pepsi enema.
Works every single time.
April 30th, 2008 at 11:40 am
that’s like the time i was making peanut butter cookies and accidently poured wine into my batter. woops. i made the cookies anyway.
perhaps the idea of malach getting ran over by a deranged herby car will get you through your sickness. feel better.
May 10th, 2008 at 8:05 pm
Personally, I prefer Coke au vin. (Really, that should be coq au Coke, but it’s not as funny).
I suppose you could have titled the post ‘Coq au cola’…