I used to drink a lot. I still do, but I used to, too.

Didgeridoos!

Afishionados,

A shameless plug for my brother tonight because I think he deserves it. My brother, Narrow Dweeb, was in the market for a didgeridoo but discovered that affordable ones are $70+ in the catalogues. The cheaper ones are made from PVC piping and not wood.

So, what is a desperate ex-Marine-gone-Army-Reservist to do? Buy some PVC pipe and a heat gun is what! Yes, Narrow Dweeb has been making his own didgeridoos and playing them on his college campus because he’s crazy. He also has a talent knack for leaving me didgeridoo voicemail messages. At least, I think it’s him because I don’t know any Aboriginal Australians.

Here, for your viewing pleasure, are just a few of his didgeridoo creations. They sound just as good as the real (wooden) ones but look a lot cooler. Especially the flying tiger version, which is my favorite so far.

If this one has a model number, it would be “P-40″.

This one is also quite good and looks a lot like wood after some sanding, staining, and branding. I think it came out nicely.

Here’s a close up look at the “wooden” didgeridoo. It looks great!

I think it people are willing to pay $70 for a didgeridoo that my brother should sell them. I know at least one person who would like to see a Darth Vader or Halo 3 didgeridoo… But I… I mean “he” shall remain nameless.
:-X.

17 Responses to “Didgeridoos!”

  1. AngryMan Says:

    No Qui Gon didgeridoo?

  2. Crocodile Dundee Says:

    To know a didgeridoo is to love one

  3. butt naked in the pool Says:

    Maybe I’ll show you my didgeridoo some time ;)

  4. BEAD Says:

    I was so bored in class today i counted to infinity….twice

  5. Malach the Merciless Says:

    I have a couple of old ones

  6. Boxed Wine Lover Says:

    i’d love to use one of those to beat malachs ass with

  7. C.Rag Says:

    I have a new idea for a new product line of dildos.

  8. Atlas Cerise Says:

    GirlyMan: How would you make a Qui Gon didgeridoo? Add Jesus hair?

    Croc: Like that one time at band camp?

    butt naked: No fanks. I don’t fink I wike it.

    BEAD: Way to continue your random comments that have absolutely nothing to do with the post’s topic.

    Boxed Wine: Wouldn’t we all?

    C.Rag: If you blow on ‘em will they make as cool as noise as a didgeridoo?

  9. Joey Polanski Says:

    Shit.

    They all look longr than mine!

  10. Atlas Cerise Says:

    Joey: Australians are known for the size of their didgeridoos. Just ask them Reverend.

  11. Cash Says:

    Are you sure those things aren’t snakes? They can be especially tricky.

    LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTION!

  12. Joey Polanski Says:

    Ainit true that in Australia, a guys gotta keep his dingo on a leash?

  13. Atlas Cerise Says:

    Cash: Asps… Very dangerous. You go first.

    Joey: Yes. And don’t you dare let it shit in my yard.

  14. casey Says:

    Your site is gay. Faggot. Fuck you.

    And your digiridoo.

    And you though i was incapable of poetry.

  15. Pil Says:

    I haven’t read Casey’s poetry before. Comparing it with Polanski’s…

    hmmm…

    Not fair.

  16. Pil Says:

    AC, is Narrow Dweeb a musician?

  17. Atlas Cerise Says:

    casey: I still think you’re incapable of poetry. And now I think one too many rocks fell on your head. Oh, and geology is gay.

    Pil x 2: Polanski is the master of poetry. And no, Narrow Dweeb is not a musician. He just likes didgeridoos.

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