Afishionados,
Target gift cards specify “Ages 1½+” in the lower right-hand corner. And, honestly, what child wouldn’t want a nice plastic gift card in place of a toy? Remember, your kids are never too young to start being a part of corporate greed!
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April 21st, 2008 at 11:43 pm
Target sucks
April 22nd, 2008 at 7:53 am
Kids would probably like to try to eat those or something. Stupid kids.
April 22nd, 2008 at 8:24 am
You’re never too young to be a Patriotic American by going out and buying some piece of crap you don’t need which was manufactured in China.
April 22nd, 2008 at 10:21 am
So why can’t a one year old get this? Ageism at its finest.
April 22nd, 2008 at 11:40 am
I want one. There are dolls I want to buy.
April 22nd, 2008 at 12:18 pm
Hey! Buying a bunch of cheap crap made in China is everyone’s patriotic duty! Why do toddlers hate America?
April 22nd, 2008 at 2:29 pm
target also has these super sweet gift cards that come with a non toxic slime. seems like something mike might want to rub on his balls to take his mind off of his ailments. i think we should all chip in.
April 23rd, 2008 at 7:32 pm
Did you get that gift card for me?
Dude, I told you. Cheap bribes are not going to work. It’s either cold hard cash, or you can just forget about it.
April 25th, 2008 at 12:07 pm
Th gift cards thatr for “Ages 18+” say “Bend ovr” instead o “Open wide”.