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Want to See My Six Inch Soldier?

Afishionados,

I received in the mail today one of the coolest toys in existence: the Master Chief from Halo 3. Featured by McFarlane toys, the detail on such a small figurine is rather stunning.

Not only is the Master Chief meticulously detailed down to the finest scratches and dents, he’s also very posable.

The Master Chief does have a small cursing problem, though, and enjoys quoting lines from famous movies. I think he has a Napoleon complex because he is only 6 inches tall.

You can’t make fun of me for playing with dolls action figures either, because all the cool kids are doing it.

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10 Responses to “Want to See My Six Inch Soldier?”

  1. Joey Polanski Says:
    April 18th, 2008 at 1:32 am

    I got some dolls for ya to play wif.

  2. C.Rag Says:
    April 18th, 2008 at 7:08 am

    When Joey says dolls does he mean Kielbasa?

  3. mike Says:
    April 18th, 2008 at 7:29 am

    Between Joey’s nested butt plug dolls and your action figures, I’m really starting to worry.

    I only play with blow-up love dolls.

  4. butt naked in the pool Says:
    April 18th, 2008 at 10:58 am

    Your six inch soldier is green?!? You might want that to get checked out by a doctor. I think that they have an ointment for that now.

  5. AngryMan Says:
    April 18th, 2008 at 11:24 am

    I bet you’ve already sent that guy on multiple reconnaissance missions of your anus.

  6. Malach the Merciless Says:
    April 18th, 2008 at 1:19 pm

    They got these puppies at Newbury Comic (cool store), but I am more into the Star Wars/Superheros

  7. Boxed Wine Lover Says:
    April 18th, 2008 at 3:40 pm

    Rick Moranis– the epitomy of coolness. heights that us mere mortals can only aspire to

  8. Atlas Cerise Says:
    April 18th, 2008 at 8:15 pm

    Joey: I don’t even need to click that link because I know what it is. And I told ya’ a THOUSAND times, I’m NOT going to play with them until YOU agree to rinse ‘em off.

    C.Rag: Yes. Joey is a pervert without morals. So be sure to vote for him this November.

    mike: Yea, but you overexert yourself with them dolls. You busted yer kidney, for crying out loud!

    Peed in the Pool: It may be green, but it’s not as bad as some.

    GirlyMan: What’s wrong with Mianus?

    Tequila’s Box: Truer words were never spoken. It might just make the random quotes in the header.

  9. Colonel Colonel Says:
    April 21st, 2008 at 9:58 am

    Just wait till Dik send him to I-Raq.

  10. butt naked in the pool Says:
    April 21st, 2008 at 3:59 pm

    How did I know you would come back with a pickled penis joke?

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