Stupid Candy
Afishionados,
I’m not a big fan of Hershey’s Kisses. You have to remove a whole roll of tin foil only to uncover a miniature piece of waxy chocolate. They’re more effort than they’re worth. And what’s with the stupid little flag?
I Googled for a photo of Hershey’s Kisses to coincide with my rant, and I discovered that you can buy your child a Hershey’s Kiss costume. Why would anyone do that? This costume is guaranteed to make your kid gay if it’s a boy. The Kiss hat will make him look like a princess. And those saddle shoes? No straight guy wears those. And if you should happen to buy this costume for a girl? It might not make her gay, but it will make her look too dumb to be seen in public. I guess the plus side is that if your child is ugly, you can wrap the dumb flag around their face so no one else is forced to look at them. There’s also good chance that the costume could also make your child a sociopathic killer. Don’t believe me? I offer up this photographic evidence:
April 16th, 2008 at 12:52 am
Not to mention that if ya dress yer kids up like that, th othr kidsll call em Hershey Squirts.
April 16th, 2008 at 8:00 am
That explains what’s wrong w/Mike.
April 16th, 2008 at 9:27 am
That’s why I’m only going to dress up like Richard Simmons.
April 16th, 2008 at 9:28 am
Shouldn’t the kid be black?
April 16th, 2008 at 12:26 pm
C.rag: are you talking about your own fetus? hmmm… what/who have YOU been banging behind cockmasters back?!
April 16th, 2008 at 12:49 pm
I’m just saying the kid in the pic shouldn’t he be chocolate to be in that outfit.
April 16th, 2008 at 1:14 pm
way to use the Kent state shootings photo…US national guard 4 vs. Kent State 0.
April 16th, 2008 at 6:28 pm
Joey: I wouldn’t recommend Kissing the Squirts. You don’t want your mouth near there…
GirlyMan: Hershey’s Kisses, not Hershey’s Kidneys.
AngryGinger: Taking after your father, eh?
C.Rag: HAHA!
BEAD: I like Photoshopping that photo.
April 16th, 2008 at 8:27 pm
That is what I give out to anyone on Halloween who comes knocking dressed as a preist or such.
April 16th, 2008 at 9:03 pm
Atlas coud probly make th Zaprudr film show that JFKs head was blowd off by a high-velocity magick Rasputin bullet.
April 16th, 2008 at 9:07 pm
Joey: You say that like it isn’t how JFK really died.
April 16th, 2008 at 10:42 pm
Twoud suck to be th president,
And have my skullbone cleft,
But worse to have my peepee sent,
Back … and to th left.
Back … and to th left.
Back … and to th left.
April 17th, 2008 at 7:17 am
The photo of the kid is cute. The smile of the kids attracts every one towards him…
April 17th, 2008 at 8:45 pm
Joey:
He served on PT-One-O-Nine
Then ran for president
When someone shot a bullet at’m
Right through his head it went.
Of all the suspects out there
There’s one I can debunk
I’m positive the shooter
was not a shriveled monk.
hershey chocolate: I’m not so sure it’s the costume so much as the body underneath his foot that’s attracting all the people.