I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.

Congratulations, It’s a Girls!

Afishionados,

homunculus

In India was born a girl, odd

Two faces (you think she can nod?)

But why all the fuss?

She’s a homunculus!

And not reincarnated god.

12 Responses to “Congratulations, It’s a Girls!”

  1. Odd Says:

    So She has two faces,
    she’s not quite like you
    two sets of eyes,
    and two mouths to chew
    two noses to wipe
    and four cheeks to kiss
    only one vagina though
    but boy does it piss

  2. Malach the Merciless Says:

    Harvey Dent LIVES!

  3. C.Rag Says:

    So that’s where Joey has been, fathering two headed girls in India.

  4. AngryMan Says:

    I disagree, she’s clearly a god.

  5. mike Says:

    So this would explain Joey’s recent and prolonged absences from the blogassfear (TM Joey Polanski). Obviously he has been in India building an homunculus.

    Fine work Joey, but did you have to make it look so much like Atlas?

  6. Joey Polanski Says:

    If I had two faces,

    One this way, one that,

    Then no one woud know,

    What Id be lookin at.

    Id live quite th life,

    From th firs day Im born:

    One nose in a book,

    Th othr in porn.

  7. Atlas Cerise Says:

    Odd: Not bad, not bad at all.

    C.Rag: Yea, and the elephants are still sore.

    GirlyMan: There is no god, only Zuul.

    mike: She’s has my eyessss.

    Joey: Which face would the ladies sit on?

  8. elasticwaistbandlady Says:

    You’re finally back!!

    And you brought the freak show with you. Sweet.

  9. Colonel Colonel Says:

    A baby with two faces-
    So peaceful dressed in sleep.
    A riddle with the traces,
    Of mystery quite deep.

    The truth, it’s just so simple,
    Though ’round her we all fawn-
    She’s not a God or Goddess-
    She’s a tiny Neocon!

  10. Atlas Cerise Says:

    EWBL: Yes, back and offending already.

    Colonel: Nicely done.

  11. AngryGinger Says:

    I will ask the faces out on a date. Damn does that mean I have to buy two meals?

  12. Boxed Wine Lover Says:

    i bet she’ll be able to give blowjobs twice as well!

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