Congratulations, It’s a Girls!
Afishionados,

Two faces (you think she can nod?)
But why all the fuss?
She’s a homunculus!
And not reincarnated god.
Afishionados,

Two faces (you think she can nod?)
But why all the fuss?
She’s a homunculus!
And not reincarnated god.
April 9th, 2008 at 8:34 pm
So She has two faces,
she’s not quite like you
two sets of eyes,
and two mouths to chew
two noses to wipe
and four cheeks to kiss
only one vagina though
but boy does it piss
April 9th, 2008 at 10:40 pm
Harvey Dent LIVES!
April 10th, 2008 at 7:07 am
So that’s where Joey has been, fathering two headed girls in India.
April 10th, 2008 at 7:58 am
I disagree, she’s clearly a god.
April 10th, 2008 at 10:05 am
So this would explain Joey’s recent and prolonged absences from the blogassfear (TM Joey Polanski). Obviously he has been in India building an homunculus.
Fine work Joey, but did you have to make it look so much like Atlas?
April 10th, 2008 at 7:58 pm
If I had two faces,
One this way, one that,
Then no one woud know,
What Id be lookin at.
—
Id live quite th life,
From th firs day Im born:
One nose in a book,
Th othr in porn.
April 10th, 2008 at 9:49 pm
Odd: Not bad, not bad at all.
C.Rag: Yea, and the elephants are still sore.
GirlyMan: There is no god, only Zuul.
mike: She’s has my eyessss.
Joey: Which face would the ladies sit on?
April 10th, 2008 at 10:30 pm
You’re finally back!!
And you brought the freak show with you. Sweet.
April 11th, 2008 at 11:49 am
A baby with two faces-
So peaceful dressed in sleep.
A riddle with the traces,
Of mystery quite deep.
The truth, it’s just so simple,
Though ’round her we all fawn-
She’s not a God or Goddess-
She’s a tiny Neocon!
April 11th, 2008 at 8:09 pm
EWBL: Yes, back and offending already.
Colonel: Nicely done.
April 15th, 2008 at 9:58 am
I will ask the faces out on a date. Damn does that mean I have to buy two meals?
April 15th, 2008 at 12:22 pm
i bet she’ll be able to give blowjobs twice as well!