Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.

Joes Before Bros

Afishionados,

Lotsa folks out there are big supporters of Barack Obama. They’ve all got their reasons, but I’m here to ask you just one question:

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Is another black man in Washington D.C. begging for change really what this country needs?

Do the right thing. Vote Polanski.
Joes Before Bros

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25 Responses to “Joes Before Bros”

  1. Long Tall Texan Says:

    Truly stupid–you, your blog, your candidacy, and probably yo Mama!

  2. Atlas Cerise Says:

    Texan: A Texan calling me stupid is like the pot calling the kettle black. Is this what the attorneys of Lyman, Twining, Weinberg, and Ferrell do instead of practice law? They surf blogs? Thank you for submitting your email LTT@Comcast.net for bots to find and spam you, by the way.

  3. C.Rag Says:

    CockMaster may let me give you a free handjob for that brilliant post.

  4. Joey Polanski Says:

    HAHAHAHAHA!

    By th way, dont it go wifout sayin that Obama gots a big supportr?

  5. C.Rag Says:

    Only half of him is a big supporter.

  6. AngryMan Says:

    Good luck getting ballot access, Joey.

  7. Joey Polanski Says:

    Texan IS right about one thing, Atlas. This cannidacy IS truly stoopit.

    Trus me. I know.

    Im th stoopit cannidate.

  8. mike Says:

    I never thought I would see the day when a Texan would call anyone else stupid. I mean come on–George W. Bush is from Texas. Need we say more?

    At least Joey admits to his shortcomings–well most of them anyway. The other candidates are willing to talk about theirs. Of course there is nothing short about Barack Obamaski.

  9. Atlas Cerise Says:

    C.Rag: Sounds like an offer I can’t refuse.

    GirlyMan: If Nader can, I’m sure Joey can.

    Joey: We need T-Shirts.

    mike: You sayin’ Joey cums up short?

  10. Cissy Strutt Says:

    Haven’t you had that darned election yet?

  11. Atlas Cerise Says:

    Cissy Nope not yet. One’s a bunch of BS and a total crock of shit. And the other is Joey’s. But neither of ‘em have happened yet.

  12. AngryMan Says:

    I would love a Polanski shirt.

  13. Not-So-Anonymous Says:

    Can we expect a post to follow about Hillary?

  14. AngryMan Says:

    Hey, I hear that the Libertarian Party may have a fight between Bob Barr and Mike Gravel. Joey could be acceptable to everyone.

  15. Colonel Colonel Says:

    Can Joey legally run -I mean, is Nebraska even still in the United states? I thought we traded it to Canada a few years ago.

  16. Joey Polanski Says:

    Oh, fuh-NEEEEEE, Colonel!

    Th Nebraska Navy will be launchin a carrier-group to levl yer dangd town.

    Just as soon as they can find a friggin coastline around here.

  17. Atlas Cerise Says:

    GirlyMan: You’d love the shirt off ANY guy’s back.

    Anonymous: Nope.

    Colonel: Sadly, no, we still have it. It’s like an STD that just won’t go away.

    Joey: Got a name for that ship yet? If you’re looking for a reactor operator for it, I know just the guy…

  18. Joey Polanski Says:

    Its th ol Abraham Lincoln. Its been sailin around from WA state, lookin fer th port o Nebraska.

    I think its cruisin past Tierra Del Fuego right about now.

  19. Atlas Cerise Says:

    Joey: The Lincoln? Forget it, I changed my mind. And you can prolly count Casey out, too.

  20. Casey Says:

    Ha. Let me know when that thing gets through the Bookcliff Straits so I can piss on it from Douglas Pass.

    Man, this is the one of the best posts I have ever seen. Keept it up, you might get a link.

    Maybe.

    You got a hot sister you can trade?

  21. anaglyph Says:

    If Joey’s running for the White House, does that mean he’s already in Pole position?

  22. Atlas Cerise Says:

    Casey: A hot sister for a link? I’m not sure your link is big enough for my sister.

    anaglyph: I don’t want to think about Joey in any position, thank you.

  23. Boxed Wine Lover Says:

    good to see youre back.

  24. Atlas Cerise Says:

    Boxed Wine: Thanks

  25. Cash Says:

    BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK!!!!!!!

    Sorry, I do that whenever I see law professors.

    LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTION!

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