Nuffing More to Lick
Afishionados,
Posting about your pets is typically a blogging “no-no”, but I’ve been trying for months to capture my cat Jinx’s “retard look” and share it. Jinx gets this look quite often, but whenever I go to take a photo with my iPhone he runs away because sexy looking gadgets scare him. And because he’s retarded.
I managed to sneak up on him after he was done licking himself and sort of captured it as best I could. Typically, his jaw hangs down a lot more, like Carl from Slingblade, but he bolted moments after I snapped this shot. And now that I think about it, his look isn’t too far off from President Bush’s “thinking face”. Except I think Jinx actually gets a thought in his brain once in a while. And probably licks himself a lot less than Dubya, too.
April 4th, 2008 at 6:59 pm
Actually my experience is that any picture you take of a cat turns out retarded looking because cats are, well, retarded.
Still, I like them. They are fun to watch–especially when they do stupid shit like fall off something.
Or maybe they were knocked off something. Sometimes it is so hard to tell the difference.
April 4th, 2008 at 9:13 pm
What good are cats?
DOGS can at least be traind to look dumb on command!
April 4th, 2008 at 11:03 pm
mike: Yes, yes they are. But they are so tasty.
Joey Polanski: Hmmmm… maybe Dubya is a dog.
April 4th, 2008 at 11:18 pm
Thats a pretty … ummm … girly-lookin bedspread there, ol boy.
YOU aint been neuterd too, have ya?
April 4th, 2008 at 11:30 pm
Joey: You shoulda seen my duvet. I mean…no.
April 4th, 2008 at 11:37 pm
HAHAHAHAHA!
April 5th, 2008 at 12:14 pm
And the fact that you even make your bed is….well, disturbing. That’s why God invented women.
April 5th, 2008 at 1:02 pm
mike: Can I have your daughter’s phone number yet?
April 5th, 2008 at 4:04 pm
So were you cheesing when you took this photo?
April 8th, 2008 at 4:31 am
Posting about your pet is a no-no? Which blogging planet are you on?