I feel that there is very little else to say, as the cover says it best.
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January 18th, 2008 at 5:10 pm
Hey now! Not all of us NASCAR fans are smelly, ignorant, beer-swilling southern dikwads.
I’m from Massachusetts.
January 18th, 2008 at 5:34 pm
I don’t know that there is even the need to add the “complete idiots guide” to that title. I thought that was understood.
January 18th, 2008 at 5:52 pm
Col: WHAT!?!? How did you make it through my NASCAR fan filter???
mike: Glad we agree on this, as well as Mormonism.
January 19th, 2008 at 7:48 am
I don’t get. I really don’t get it. There’s not enough beer in the world to make me watch it or enjoy it.
Excuse while I go fuck my cousin…
January 19th, 2008 at 8:49 am
Incest is best, it’s a game the whole family can play.
January 19th, 2008 at 12:44 pm
C.Rag: Having sex with your cousin is a step in the right direction of being a NASCAR fan.
GirlyMan: Clearly it worked for your parents.
January 26th, 2008 at 6:44 am
Nascar is very simple. You do not need a guide to it.
Fans:
1.) Drink lots of beer and expose yourself to the sun for about 6 hours with no shirt or sun screen
2.) Drink more beer
3.) Talk shit about other drivers, especially of those who have fans sitting near you.
Drivers:
1.) Go fast
2.) Turn left
3.) Don’t crash
That’s it. I really don’t see why anyone needed to write a book. Honestly.
January 26th, 2008 at 6:45 am
P.S. Enjoy your site.
January 26th, 2008 at 10:24 pm
Mal Int: HAHA so true.