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Screen Severed

RIP

I hope everyone enjoys the new header image at the top of the page. Yes, it’s very similar to the “old” one but I can assure you this one is brand new. “Why?” do you ask? What an excellent question!

Last night I thought I would change my screensaver for the first time in five or six years. I found one that I liked and tried to install it. Words cannot express how truly poor that decision was on my part. A part of me died last night at approximately 9:30 P.M. EST. There’s a good chance that you might have heard me screaming, too.

The screensaver devoured ALL the files on my desktop, including the Photoshop files and templates for this web site. All gone in the blink of an eye. To make matters worse, I didn’t have backups of everything and the REAL salt in the wound is that the screensaver didn’t work anyway!

Data Rescue II

This is why there is no God. God would not punish a Mac user like this, especially by trying to install a simple screensaver. Windows users on PCs? Absolutely. God would hate them. If he were real.

I have backups of all of my personal files, but I didn’t have backups of all the Photoshop files for the Ministry. Fortunately, there is a software program out there called Data Rescue II which I will vouch does just that. I was able to recover the majority of my files, with the exception of the header image and the Ministry logo file.

When I work on my projects, I save my files as I go. If I make a drastic change, I save it as a new file. This way, if I later decide that what I changed was bad, I can go back to where I started from. I consider most of my stuff (especially the images on my blog) to be works in progress. While I lost the “final” version of the Ministry logo, I was able to “finish” one of the work-in-progress versions that I had backed up. ::Whew::. And Data Rescue II recovered the parchment and cloth backgrounds of the Ministry.

So although God doesn’t exist, Santa had better because I need him to bring me an external hard drive so that I can back up my stuff with Apple’s new Time Machine feature.

And if Santa should fail in his quest to bring the Ministry a hard drive for Christmas?

Shoot him

15 Responses to “Screen Severed”

  1. Joey Polanski Says:

    Yeah …

    …As if it aint OVIOUS that God is behind Microsoft.

  2. Atlas Cerise Says:

    Joey: Bill just thinks he’s God. But if he’s so powerful, how come he’s gotta keep stealing his “creations”?

  3. mike Says:

    Go ahead and shoot the fucker. I got #13 as a back-up.

  4. Atlas Cerise Says:

    mike: And 14. Don’t forget 14. If we had to, we could even shoot 13.

  5. Joey Polanski Says:

    Yeah. Maybe yer right.

    God wants Microsoft to be such a suckcess to enhance th drama o th Apockalypse.

  6. Atlas Cerise Says:

    Joey: I like the Pack’o-lips you already shared with me.

  7. Joey Polanski Says:

    Funny how lips & beavr aint commonly associatd.

  8. AngryMan Says:

    You are little Atlas full of hate aren’t you?

  9. Chickie Says:

    I’m curious to know if you went back to your old screensaver or did you find something else?

  10. Atlas Cerise Says:

    Joey: But they go well together, don’t they?

    GirlyMan: Only for you.

    Chickie: I went back to the old one. The classics never die!

  11. Colonel Colonel Says:

    I’m with Mike- let the old sod have it. It’s time for a 21st Century Santa, and #13 is perfect.

  12. Atlas Cerise Says:

    Colonel: Number 13 should be shot, too, but not with a bullet. She’ll get shot in the face with a…. well, never mind.

  13. anaglyph Says:

    That’ll teach you to use the Erase My Hard Drive Screensaver.

    It was just working as advertised. What’s yer beef?

  14. Sirdar Says:

    Somebody sent me the “secret code” for that piece of software just a few days ago. I haven’t installed it. Good to know that it works though…

  15. sara sue Says:

    I was goofing around with Time Machine the other day … what a beautiful thing!

    Sorry about your crash and I hope you got your external hard drive.

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