I do not get too much SPAM mail and I certainly have no intentions of competing with the wonderful Spam Observations of the Cow. However, I did receive one of the most delightful (as delightful as SPAM mail can be, I suppose) messages this morning, which has me tossing around the idea of giving the Ministry a motto. To say that I feel compelled to share is an understatement. Here is the letter in its entirety, thoughtlessly written by Fohl Hardmon:

Ahn nyeong,

Downlloadable Softtware [link removed]

This rotten foolery. You didn’t send it? Said produce a loud
rattle. And he made the earth to stirring note of hail,
columbia, happy land. Mrs. Left the one white layman at
nulato seething with in number, and diverse kinds of gems
and diverse serpent. It doth not deserve death at thy hands.
placed on satyaki’s car. Then, people caused his aimlessly
across his path. Senior, half his senses those of a lion,
and so exceedingly beautiful? Had not heard him open the
door or close it. She.

I hope that you feel as moved as I do. Although the ending is rather abrupt, I did find it overwhelmingly beautiful and powerful. I find myself in anticipation for the sequel, as I desperately want to know what becomes of the enigmatic “She”.

My favorite part, however, is the bit with “this rotten foolery.” A most excellent motto and arguably great advice to live by. Thank you, Mr. (?) Hardmon, for instilling me with your wisdom and congratulations for being the current frontrunner in terms of Ministry mottos.

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