Doggy Style
Afishionados,
Whilst perusing my local bookstore for Christmas presents, I happened upon a magazine that I found to be rather odd.
At first, I thought it was kinda like Oprah’s magazine, only Paula Abdul owned it. Oprah always puts herself on the cover in case that one person out there who doesn’t know who she is will then be able to put a name to a face.
Turns out I was wrong. This magazine isn’t just about Paula Abdul. It just happens to feature her on the cover. I’m not sure why exactly, but I like to think that Paula has earned the title of “Modern Dog of the Year”. After all, with so many pointless episodes of American Idol behind her, I’d say she’s earned it.
And thank you so much to all the writers out there who’ve been on strike for about a month now. The world can always use more reality television, right1? I need Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert to come back.
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December 2nd, 2007 at 7:16 pm
I would still totally do Paula Abdul.
December 2nd, 2007 at 7:23 pm
Stop crying, crybaby. Reality television is part of my plot to take over the world. Sucker.
LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTION!
December 2nd, 2007 at 7:24 pm
mike: You really into women that have had too much plastic surgery?
December 2nd, 2007 at 7:30 pm
She’s really stupid you could make her do so many nasty things.
December 3rd, 2007 at 12:21 am
Paula is still pretty hot. I even have one of her CD’s
December 3rd, 2007 at 12:58 am
There is a dog groomiong place about 2 towns over from me that has a grooming place called Doggy Style.
December 3rd, 2007 at 7:22 am
I think Paula would be hot sporting a leash!
December 3rd, 2007 at 8:49 am
I think that reality TV is the only programming worth watching. It is so realistic and life-like!
December 3rd, 2007 at 10:27 am
Seeing Paula on the cover is giving me a whole new reason to slather peanut butter on my penis.
Here, Paula! Here!
Good girl.
December 3rd, 2007 at 6:02 pm
I was into her before she had plastic surgery. I wonder what her vagina looks like?
Ah hell, probably just like all the others.
December 4th, 2007 at 1:58 pm
american bitch, a magazine for the lesbian pure bred dog owning community (Best in show) ever see those pictures of paula’s twisted rack? fucking horror show. and if she get’s all teary eyed and wacked out everytime some dumb kid sings a Stevie Wonder song on American idol, imagine how nuts she’d be if you threw a good fucking on her.