Doggy Style
Posted in Bullshit, Duh, Humor, Observations, Oddities on December 2nd, 2007 by Atlas CeriseAfishionados,
At first, I thought it was kinda like Oprah’s magazine, only Paula Abdul owned it. Oprah always puts herself on the cover in case that one person out there who doesn’t know who she is will then be able to put a name to a face.
Turns out I was wrong. This magazine isn’t just about Paula Abdul. It just happens to feature her on the cover. I’m not sure why exactly, but I like to think that Paula has earned the title of “Modern Dog of the Year”. After all, with so many pointless episodes of American Idol behind her, I’d say she’s earned it.
And thank you so much to all the writers out there who’ve been on strike for about a month now. The world can always use more reality television, right1? I need Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert to come back.
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