Move Over Keira Knightley
Afishionados,
Longtime readers may have noticed that I have, on occasion, mentioned Keira Knightley at least once or twice here on OFAL. But I think it might actually be time to retire her as my celebrity crush of choice.
Instead, I think I’ve fallen in love with Leighton Meester. I first saw Leighton when she was a guest star on a couple episodes of HOUSE, M.D. I can’t remember all the specifics, but some disease or something caused her to have a crush on Greg House, the main character of the show. The reason I can’t remember the plot is because Leighton is incredibly hot and she had on a thong. You’d have to be gay to pay more attention to the story than to Leighton. She was blond on HOUSE, but she looks good with any color hair. Mmmmmm, gorgeous.
Leighton currently stars on the CW’s new Gossip Girl show alongside another hot actress, Blake Lively.
Blake got her “big” start by playing Bridget in the movie The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants with another hot (former CW) actress, Alexis Bledel. But the first time I saw Blake was in the movie Accepted with that guy who plays the Mac on all the Apple ads.
Blake is good looking, it’s true, but I still prefer Leighton. Of course, I wouldn’t say no to bringing the meat to this love sandwich. This isn’t really the greatest photo of Blake Lively (well, except for her legs), but this post isn’t all about her, now, is it? No, it’s about Leighton.
I seem to fall for people with very symmetrical faces. That are beautiful. And skinny. Like Leighton.
Now, I know some of you out there are only into huge fat chicks and are going to bitch and complain that Leighton, like Keira, is too skinny. And to that I say fuck you, you’re wrong. And probably gay and/or blind as well.
Yea, she’s not Australian, but she’s still incredible looking. But maybe I can convince her to move there with me. And I like her character on the show. She plays a conniving bitch, but she plays it really well. Yea, that’s right, I said it, I watch Gossip Girl. Say what you want, but it’s full of hot chicks so it’s not gay. Don’t worry, though. For those of you who are gay, there are guys on the show, too.
Leighton, I love you.
On the other hand, Keira did look really damn good in Pride and Prejudice. And Bend it Like Beckham. And every other movie she’s ever been in. Damn, this is such a difficult choice.
Keira, I love you, too.
November 15th, 2007 at 2:29 am
Dude … you have GOT to get a date!
November 15th, 2007 at 6:14 am
I wish you and Leighton a long and happy future. (By the way, do you think you will ever fall for anyone with a proper first name? Just asking.)
November 15th, 2007 at 8:38 am
You jerk off to House, don’t lie.
November 15th, 2007 at 9:11 am
I agree with you on symmetrical faces & thin, but I do like more boobage than what Keira has.
You are gay for watching Gossip Girl. You probably have Gilmore Girls on DVD.
November 15th, 2007 at 11:22 am
It’s House’s cane that makes him so horny.
November 15th, 2007 at 1:55 pm
Sara Sue: Nope, no dates for me right now, thanks. At least no one from this country.
Cissy: Thanks, I’m sure we will. I also have a crush on an Australian whose name rhymes with “pissy”, but I’m not saying who.
AngryMan: Well, Cameron is pretty hot. Not that I would expect you to notice.
C.Rag: Keira has boobage? WHERE!?!? No Gilmore Girls on DVD, sorry. You might ask AngryMan, though.
November 15th, 2007 at 2:00 pm
I saw that episode of House, she’s hot. The stupid thing was that he diagnosed her right before he was going to give in and finally fuck her. He’s supposed to be smart, fuck her then diagnose her ..ooops sorry, didn’t realize you suffered from a rare infatuation virus you got from a spore. fucking TV sucks.
November 15th, 2007 at 2:08 pm
I’m sticking with Keira. She’s still smoking hot. Go ahead and cast her off. I’ll snatch her up and ruin her.
November 15th, 2007 at 2:09 pm
Ted: I *KNOW*, right??? Maybe House is gay. He turned down Cameron, too.
mike: I’ll fight you to the death!
November 15th, 2007 at 2:13 pm
I’m just saying I would like Keira more if she had more boobage.
No one is perfect…except for myself…that’s not right. I wish I was taller.
November 15th, 2007 at 2:15 pm
C.Rag: The Domino lap dance scene is pretty hot.
November 15th, 2007 at 3:20 pm
Not bad, but these sweet young things don’t compare to the sweet young things like Tippi that we had in the 60s. . . Raquel Welch, Barbara Eden, Ann-Margaret, Jennifer O’Neal. . .
November 15th, 2007 at 5:43 pm
On second thought, the sweetest young thing I’ve ever had was this young mulatto man. That was back in the 60’s. It was the first homosexual (and most delicious) experience I had ever had. He had this special trick of tickling my taint with his dredlocks when he gave me beautiful interacial fellatio.
November 15th, 2007 at 6:08 pm
..And just what is wrong with girls from this country?
November 15th, 2007 at 7:39 pm
Good trick Slightlyannoyed(butnotreally)man, but it’s old and worn out. . . . unlike you who are simply young and boring.
JediMac, I apologize for posting and being part of such nonsense on your site, but I kinda had to respond to Angryman’s childish indiscretion.
If you delete both posts I will fully understand.
November 15th, 2007 at 9:30 pm
I think The Sag needs to up his meds.
November 15th, 2007 at 9:43 pm
PrePo: They’re not Australian.
mike: Yea, it’s almost like he has two personalities.
November 16th, 2007 at 2:16 am
You need to get laid. With someone that you actually have a chance with. Having goals are good…but there is that fine line between fantasy and reality
November 16th, 2007 at 2:21 am
Sirdar: You’re just saying that because you like fat chicks, aren’t you?
November 16th, 2007 at 10:00 am
I like fat chicks and skinny chicks. . . well, I also like in between chicks. Does that mean it’s almost like I have three personalities?
I’ll up the meds and maybe I won’t care about chicks at all.
November 16th, 2007 at 1:14 pm
skinny chicks will only fuck me if i give them crack or money (probably for crack)… but the fat ones love me. and many of the time they have a lot of body hair, so if i fuck them from behind it’s ALMOST like i’m fucking a guy… i tell my wife i only do her in the butt because i am kinky, but it’s really because i refuse to get out of the closet. i wish it was more acceptable for my farmers to be homosexual, then i wouldnt need to live this lie. as it is, i tear up the fields of anus in secret, crying with each plunge of my diminutive cock that irrigates with powdered old man cum, the ass of my farm hand.
November 16th, 2007 at 5:20 pm
YAY!!! You mentioned Blake Lively for me!!!
Betcha can’t guess who THIS is!!! MUAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!