Tippid Hedren is a GILF
Afishionados,
There is a remake in the works of the 1963 Alfred Hitchcock classic film The Birds. Typically, I am not a fan of remakes (or re-imaginings), especially of classic films that were just fine the first time around. I did like Ocean’s 11 (though I have never seen the original) and I like the new version of The Parent Trap better than the old one. But I don’t think that anyone needs to remake The Birds. I think it will go the way of the Tim Burton flop The Planet of the Apes or the abysmal Tim Allen’s version of The Shaggy Dog. This unfortunate trend may only be tiered to movies involving people named “Tim”, however, as I now see a pattern…
I’m no fan of birds, but the original version of The Birds helps my cause in showing the world just how evil these creatures are. If you aren’t scared of birds, you should be. They’ll peck your fucking eyes out, I promise you. Right after they’re done shitting on your car. Or head.
There’s no information as to what the new Birds movie plot is, but it won’t be as good as Hitchcock’s. And one reason for that is because Tippi Hedren can’t star in it.
Tippi Hedren’s first starring role was in The Birds. She was only 33 years old and she looked smoking HOT. That’s reason enough to watch the movie right there. I suppose she could make a cameo in the new version, but it just wouldn’t be the same. For some reason, remakes love to feature the original cast members in new roles for the remade version.
Naomi Watts is rumored to be in the new Birds. She’s a hot British born and Australian raised actress and I thought she looked stunning in the new King Kong. She was also a MILF in the overrated and terribly-sound-designed horror flick, The Ring. but she’s no 33-year-old Tippi Hedren. And I don’t think there is anyone out there among today’s actresses who looks even remotely like her. Surely not her own daughter, who will never ever ever ever EVER be a GILF.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Jeezus that fucking photo is hideous and terrifying. My eyes are burning and have melted into my lap. The apple didn’t just fall far from the tree, it landed in a pile of fresh dog shit hundreds of yards away and cross-pollenated with a fugly tree. I can’t even believe they share some of the same genes.
There, now that’s MUCH better. Absolutely stunning. I may have to go back and watch more of her movies, because I think I have only ever seen The Birds.
I have to stop posting these photos before I wet myself.
November 9th, 2007 at 11:08 am
Hey they remade Psycho
November 9th, 2007 at 11:10 am
Malach: My point, exactly.
November 9th, 2007 at 11:36 am
The original Ocean’s 11 wasn’t that good. The remake of the Planet of the Apes sucked donkey balls.
Naomi Watts is actually Australian. She was born in the UK, but raised in Australia.
November 9th, 2007 at 11:37 am
I bit off Melanie Griffith’s face. That’s why she looks like that.
LONG LIVE THE REVOLUTION!
November 9th, 2007 at 11:38 am
C.Rag: Yea, I knew that, but I figured if I said she was Australian then someone would bitch about her being born in the UK. But for you, I will append my post.
November 9th, 2007 at 12:37 pm
I pretty much agree with you on remakes, Tippi Hedren, Melanie I’ve Seen Better Days Griffith, & The Ring, but I have to draw the line at Naomi Watts. Sorry, but she is hot…and maybe the hottest thing in Hollywood right now.
November 9th, 2007 at 4:06 pm
Birds was a kick ass movie!
November 9th, 2007 at 4:27 pm
eh, she’s decent looking, but she doesnt really do a whole lot for me because she doesnt have enough cock. do you know who’s post really made my anus pucker today? Pheobe Fay’s Post got me so hot and bothered, i had to beat off to it twice. I would’ve beat off a third time, but then the viagra wore off. *sighs* i really wish i could get an erection without the help of prescription drugs!
November 9th, 2007 at 7:20 pm
but the new Ocean’s Eleven didn’t have Dean Martin in it. how can any movie be good without Dean Martin? I do not understand.
and I really want that fur thing Tippi’s wearing in the last photo. get it for me and I’ll donate to the australia fund.
November 10th, 2007 at 12:40 am
There is no shame in wetting yourself. It can be quite soothing.
November 10th, 2007 at 12:51 am
Some remakes are OK. I remember seeing the original Planet of the Apes at a drive in theatre when my dad was dating someone after my parents separated. I think it was late 60’s…early 70’s…
November 10th, 2007 at 9:17 am
You actually watched the Shaggy Dog w/Tim Allen? Pathetic.
November 10th, 2007 at 3:39 pm
The original “Birds” movie scared the bejeesus out of me. Not only is Tippi Hedren gorgeous, she runs a habitat for rescued lions, tigers, etc. Now THAT’S hot!
November 11th, 2007 at 5:18 pm
Naomi Watts is actually Australian. You can add that to your list.
November 11th, 2007 at 8:22 pm
anaglyph: I will be sure to add Naomi to my list of things to do.
November 12th, 2007 at 5:07 pm
Oh, and thanks for the props for The Ring. Nice. I’ve made sure the Australian Embassy knows your name. Good luck with the visa application.