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Spreading the Claptrap

Afishionados,

POLANSKINETICS is the TRUTH

Wash your hands because the claptrap is spreading…

9 Responses to “Spreading the Claptrap”

  1. Sirdar Says:

    You are getting pretty good at Photoshop.

  2. jedimacfan Says:

    Sirdar: “Getting?” ;-) Thanks. I used Polanski’s latest post as my inspiration for the book design. I figure the paperback will have an added chapter on homunculi.

  3. C.Rag Says:

    AngryMan is going to get turned on by that pic.

  4. sara sue Says:

    I’ll wait for the paperback.

  5. mike Says:

    Well, if his wiener is in a jar, that would explain his lack of activity in the blogosphere lately.

  6. jedimacfan Says:

    C.Rag: AngryMan gets turned on by any picture with a wiener.

    Sara Sue: Tsk. I didn’t even announce the price yet. Judging by the cover, though, it’s probably going to be in rubles.

    Mike: Who said it was his?

  7. Sagacious Hillbilly Says:

    i dunno about angryman, but that so turns me on. i have been unable to farm and write racist bullshit all day because i’ve been busy beating off to that pic.

    you know, tonight when i’m fucking my farm animals, i’ll have that hot picture of a dick in a jar in my head.

  8. Preposterous Ponderings Says:

    Puts a whole new meaning to “preserving your meat”!

  9. Joey Polanski Says:

    HAHAHAHAHA!

    Yeah, ol boy! Sorry bout th limitd time I gots fer bloggin lately. Havin missd thisn is th WURST!

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