Finish the Fight
Afishionados,
Halo 3 launched today, so if you have an Xbox 360 you should go buy it and play it. And if you don’t have a 360 yet, well, now you have an excuse to go buy one. Halo 3 is the final chapter in the series (at least until they decide to make another sequel because the game sells like loincloths to AngryMan).
The story is about some fucking weird illegal aliens that hate Earth and who are on some fucked up religious “journey”. Their gods have “spoken to them” and the only way to make sure they get to a better and happier place is by wiping out the human race. The alien forces are divided into sects, clans, tribes, cliques… whatever you want to call them. Oh, and did I mention that there’s an internal power struggle amongst the aliens as to which sect should be in charge and who should be in control? Rest assured, however, that even though the aliens quibble amongst themselves, ALL of them still hate us.
Damn, I better stop typing because I am really starting to scare myself. Good thing it’s just a game and nothing similar to this happens in real life.
September 25th, 2007 at 2:42 pm
I still haven’t moved much beyond Doom. I guess that tells you how old I am. I need to convince my son that he wants an xbox360 for Christmas. I had to convince him to upgrade the Playstation a few years ago. No worries though, he’s the Golden Boy and gets whatever he tells his mother to get him.
September 25th, 2007 at 2:44 pm
Mike just go out get the xbox. Tell your wife the blogger made you.
September 25th, 2007 at 6:54 pm
I freaking love Halo. The Halo 3 Mt. Dew is pretty sweet, too. Too bad you can’t handle it cause your not man enough. That’s OK, though, I’ll give you some slightly sweetened water. You can handle that, right little baby?
September 25th, 2007 at 7:48 pm
Mike: Get a 360 for your
selfkid and then sign up for Xbox Live so we can kill AngryMan together.AngryMan: I don’t drink Mountain Dew because it tastes like shit. Which is probably why you like it, right? Reminds you of all those rimjobs you like to give out.
September 25th, 2007 at 10:01 pm
Sounds like something written and conceived by Cash.
September 25th, 2007 at 10:57 pm
I don’t have an Xbox so I don’t plan to go get the game. I’ve never really got into shooter games. Could never see who the heck was trying…sorry…killing me. Now racing games. Thats another story….
September 25th, 2007 at 11:26 pm
Love your reference to the war.That was brilliant!
My kids are begging me for an Xbox but good lawd I can think of alot better things to buy with the money…like shoes.
September 26th, 2007 at 4:06 pm
the gods speak to me all the time about going on journeys. they usually end at the liquor store, but damnit, i am always successful in my quest (even without weapons)