I Know You Missed Me
Afishionados,
Things are going better now, though they could still be better. Thanks for your support in my last post, I appreciate it. I wish that I didn’t have to miss Talk Like a Pirate Day because I took a cool photo for it, but I suppose it will just have to wait til next year.
I spotted this today and thought it was shareworthy:
I hope that I have cleared up everyone’s confusion.
September 21st, 2007 at 7:25 pm
Oh, thank God! It’s sooo good to hear from you. The children were getting so worried. Last night little Jedi asked if Daddy was ever coming home.
And by the way Jayjay from the clinic had some bad news for me. Lets just say that you should be tested for herpes simplex c as well as the clap.
September 21st, 2007 at 9:21 pm
Well…welcome back
That was a short hiatus but hey…if it worked then great. By the way…I didn’t know Carrie Fisher had a face change? Or is that you in drag? 
September 21st, 2007 at 9:23 pm
I hope theres a sign sayin where THAT SIGNs a-spposta be placed.
September 21st, 2007 at 9:33 pm
The first picture is a lot more disturbing than the second two.
September 21st, 2007 at 9:35 pm
Andrew the Hermaphrodite: Michigan Sucks.
Sirdar: I am so much hotter than Carrie Fisher.
Joey: If you make one, I promise I will post it.
Anaglyph: Admit it, it turned you on.
September 21st, 2007 at 9:47 pm
Turned my stomach more like it.
September 21st, 2007 at 9:50 pm
Anaglyph: you mean it gave you butterflies to the point of cumming?
September 22nd, 2007 at 5:36 am
Welcome back! Nice to hear things are turning around. Did you spot this sign in Texas? If so, how come all the words are spelled correctly?
September 22nd, 2007 at 8:28 am
No need to rush back.
September 22nd, 2007 at 10:46 am
Wow, I never knew you could add more gayness to Mark Hamil
September 22nd, 2007 at 1:41 pm
Sara Sue: I actually took this photo at a hospital. Still weird though.
AngryMan: I was hoping that you had died since I left. Thanks for disappointing me.
Casey: Just imagine how much more gay he could be if he had been on the Lincoln, too!
September 22nd, 2007 at 2:16 pm
Welcome Back!
If it were me I would have put the dumpster right on top of the sign.
September 22nd, 2007 at 8:12 pm
Glad you are back, but did you have to insult the great state of Michigan? I know. I know. You are in Ohio and don’t know any better.
September 22nd, 2007 at 10:59 pm
You know there must be some real dumbasses working there for there to even be a need for the sign. The sign is begging to be stolen. Think of what chaos would ensue!
September 23rd, 2007 at 8:52 pm
I’m glad you’re back. AngryMan was crying everyday.
September 24th, 2007 at 4:18 pm
just came upon the site. i fucking love it, despite being unable to get the fish stench off my hands.
September 24th, 2007 at 9:35 pm
Wow! New template … I thought I was in the wrong place for a second. Why the change??
September 24th, 2007 at 11:59 pm
PrePo: It’s because of people like you that we have the sign in the first place.
Mike: Michigan Sucks.
C.Rag: No matter what I do he won’t accept the fact that I am not homosexual and will never love him. Or his loincloth.
Tequila Mockingbird: I’m not sure that I can trust anyone with “bird” in their screen name. I’m watching you. Of course, if you’re hot, all is forgiven.
Sara Sue:Nope, not a new template. Just a new shitter system.