My Printer Broke Up With Me
Afishionados,
It seems my cheapo printer has decided to terminate our relationship. It dumped me tonight, and I am a little sad inside. I was trying to print some stuff from Illustrator this evening and she decided to freeze up on me and throw a tantrum. I pushed her buttons, I admit, but she still wouldn’t help me out. Instead, she tossed me to the curb.
The reason, she says, is because I have an unsupported personality. She wouldn’t print my project out. No, sir. Instead I got this goodbye letter. I took a photo so you could see it. That just hurts. Hurts like a deep paper cut right through my heart.
September 12th, 2007 at 11:47 pm
Awww hang in there and be sure to put an antibiotic cream on that cut. :o)
September 12th, 2007 at 11:57 pm
Sorry to hear about your loss. At least you can find a new “girl” at your local Office Depot….and for real cheap too!!
September 13th, 2007 at 12:07 am
Geez! It aint like you aint gettin any!
I mean, dont you MacHeads bone all yer machines?
September 13th, 2007 at 12:14 am
Prep Pon: It’s okay, I beat her into submission and she finally did what I asked her.
Sirdar: I’m in the marker for a color laser printer, actually. Maybe I need a new girl of color?
Joey: Well, the operating system is always named after a cat, so I guess I touch pussy everyday.
September 13th, 2007 at 1:15 pm
Printers have always been fickled bitches. I don’t trust them at all.
September 13th, 2007 at 1:49 pm
Yes they’re bitches but oh so hot.
September 13th, 2007 at 2:11 pm
You’re all the same … use us until we can’t give anymore and then toss us to the curb for an newer, sleeker model. Fuck you, wait until you see what I spit out next time!