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A Helluva Deal

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Afishionados,

Should I get the medium or the large? I just can’t decide.

12 Responses to “A Helluva Deal”

  1. mike Says:

    That is always a tough decision. I always try to err on the side of caution and get the extra large gigantic huge big super-size one even though I know I will never eat or drink it all. I do, however, get some small sense of satisfaction when I throw what’s left down the drain thinking about starving children in Ethiopia. Just trying to do my part to eliminate terrorists (present or future).

  2. C.Rag Says:

    I feel like I’m getting fat by looking at the pic.

  3. jedimacfan Says:

    Mike: I like to pee constantly so I try to get the large as often as possible. Plus, I hate the idea of sharing my iced tea with strangers. Or Ethiopians.

    C.Rag: You are.

  4. AngryMan Says:

    I’d order ten of each, that’s a hell of a fucking deal!!! Then, you should fuck all of them!!! Imagine sex with hot fries!!!
    Grow some balls and make up your mind!!!

  5. jedimacfan Says:

    AngryMan: If I have sex with the fries will it give me some cheese?

  6. Cissy Strutt Says:

    Reminds me of the condom sizes available - Large, Extra Large and Life Threatening.

  7. sara sue Says:

    I’d pay nine cents for a “life threatening” size!

  8. Joey Polanski Says:

    How much fer a “junior miss” condom?

  9. Cissy Strutt Says:

    Oh joey, they’re 2fer the price of 1.

  10. Chickie Says:

    Go big or go home!

  11. jedimacfan Says:

    Cissy: Don’t forget “Rasputin” sized.
    Everyone Else: You need help. Really. Let’s all sit down and hug each other. Shit, never mind, it’s going to lead to using the condoms, isn’t it?

  12. Thomas Says:

    I thought size didn’t matter?
    OOPs that must of have been some guy with a tiny penis and the urge to order “INSTANT HEART DEATH SIZE” PLEASE!!!

    TV

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