I’m Pretty Sure that I’m Dying.
Afishionados,
I don’t know what’s happening with me today, but I have been awake and sick since 6:00 A.M. with dry heaves and other fun, bodily mishaps. I feel okay other than the hurling from one end and, well… some other nasty feature at the other.
I’m so thirsty that I think I’d even drink water from the pool at this point, but I can’t keep anything down. Water, 7-Up, oatmeal… Nothin’. It all comes back to visit me again (and again, and again).
It even takes all my energy to type this out. Wish I could keep something down, I would LOVE an iced tea. Hopefully that presidential nominee Polanski’s health care plan will help me in the future.
Time for another nap,
JediMacFan
June 25th, 2007 at 1:57 pm
Presdent Polanskis healf care program will cure all ills …
… prvided you dint puke on Nebraski.
June 25th, 2007 at 2:52 pm
Joey: So, based on your last two comments should I assume that you’re not a native to Cleveland and are originally from Nebraska?
June 25th, 2007 at 3:25 pm
Born in C-town …
… currently livin in Nebraski.
June 25th, 2007 at 8:11 pm
Well…if you die make sure someone knows how to post that you are dead so we can take you off our RSS readers
Hope you get better soon!!
June 26th, 2007 at 3:38 pm
Typhoid jmf? It sounds really pleasant.
That’s what you get for drinking water. Stick to whisky.
June 26th, 2007 at 7:55 pm
Poor Jedi. I hope you feel better soon.
June 27th, 2007 at 4:17 pm
Everyone: Thanks for the well wishes.