I used to drink a lot. I still do, but I used to, too.

Dear Maya

Kaya Maya

Afishionados,

Maya (pictured above) left a very nice, well thought out, and grammatically correct post on Barbaro Dies, People Cry, Elmer Rejoices.

i amsolutely think it is not a god damn horse and it deserves at the very least 10 minutes of our time. But i am glad to hear that there was a fund raiser set up for it. I just saw a website of horse staughter. The hatred that filled in my heart because of those stupid people is sad and people like me horses are our life and they do not deserve to be killed intentionaly and we have no buiseness eating them. please write back

I’m not exactly sure what her intention was in writing me. After reading the letter, perhaps it’s to prove a point: that Barbaro could type, spell, and email better than her? And who said anything about “we” and “eating them [horses]“? Have some of you guys been eating horses behind my back? And if you are, how the hell did Maya find out? And why aren’t you sharing? Pass the sauce!

Thanks for the letter, Maya. You’ve given me a great idea for a future post involving Barbaro. Stay tuned…

Image courtesy of the infamous Ebaumsworld.

4 Responses to “Dear Maya”

  1. Joey Polanski Says:

    Barbaro was th leadr o th Sweathogs, wunt ee?

  2. jedimacfan Says:

    Joey: HAHAHAHA!!!

  3. Sirdar Says:

    Scary picture :-?

    I bet Barabaro could type better. I am sure she only has good intentions despite her poor typing.

  4. Chickie Says:

    Please post again soon so that photo gets shoved down the page. Damn.

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