Barbaro Still Dead, People Now Angry, I Continue to Laugh
Afishionados,
My Barbaro post continues to garner attention. Today, pictured above, Dagjjkscoot (Ironically, the name literally translates to “One Who Has Sex With Horses” in Swahili) took the time to write me (as well as many of OFAL’s long and trusted loyal readers) one of the sweetest letters that the Fish has ever received. He’s also kindly volunteered his email address for all my future SPAM requests.
Horsehumper Dagjjkscoot writes:
Hey assholes! Barbaro wasn’t just a horse you fuckin fuckers! Go fuck yourself! If you hate horses then just don’t bother with them! And Barbaro was not made into glue you fuckin assholes! So that’s what I have to say! I loved Barbaro very much! And if any of you have a problem with that contact me at dagjjkscoot@comcast.net! Bye-Bye!
When Dagjjkscoot says he “loved Barbaro very much”, I imagine he means something like this (NSFW). But do I really “have a problem with that”? No, Dagjjkscoot, I don’t have a problem with you having sex with horses. But keep in mind that Barbaro is still dead and sex with dead horses is necrophelia and beastiality. And that’s just weird.
Please, folks, if you have a PlayStation 3 offer you want to sign up for, a credit application at a sporting event to get a free t-shirt, or religious paraphernalia you want sent out, please don’t forget my new friend Dagjjkscoot. I know I won’t.
Dagjjkscoot’s photo courtesy of www.have-you-seen-this-man.com
June 5th, 2007 at 1:46 am
Having sex with dead animals is weird, but if you were a practising masochist having his way with a dead equine, well, that would surely be flogging a dead horse.
June 5th, 2007 at 3:41 pm
It’s a horse. Enless you knew the horse, the rider, and the owner on a PERSONAL level then shut up. I know people can care deeply for animals but none of you ever knew the horse, so stop your dammn whinning. Like my brother said, the horse is dead, so get over it. Focus on “Streetsense” because Elmers is looking to add him to the long list of ingredients .
June 5th, 2007 at 8:53 pm
Well…at least he was honest about his feelings. Hope he get over them soon.
June 9th, 2007 at 8:45 am
Heh, I love the cheery “Bye!Bye!” at the end of his comment.