Afishionados,

Apparently a decent percentage of our population believes that the human body can become possessed by a demon. What does this say about society? That people are inherently foolish?

I wonder what the world would be like if we didn’t have religion. (I, for one, would miss Ned Flanders and the Church Lady.) We couldn’t blame demons for taking control of us. Hmmmm… Who else could be condemn and hold accountable then? Republicans? Nah, pretty much the same thing as a demon.

If, by chance, you find yourself possessed by a demon, do me a favor. First, don’t waste your time by paying for an exorcist. Go join a fitness club and work out. This way, you’ll get more oxygen to your brain, which should greatly increase the probability that you’ll come to realize that you are not, in fact, possessed, but are instead just an idiot.

If you simpy must believe in exorcism and still feel that you are possessed, remember: You can always save a couple extra bucks by going to Home Depot, buying a two-by-four, and beating the demon out of your own head.

The fact that people buy into exorcism scares me more than the demons.

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