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My Life Will Not Accelerate Fast Enough

Afishionados,

I’ll be leaving for yet another fabulous fast cruise tomorrow morning, so the Fish will most likely be quiet once again. Expect regular updates to recommence sometime around May 1st.

In all sincerity, thanks for hanging in there and still visiting despite the lack of regular content. I suggest you write your congressman and hire me for a better job than the one I am currently doing.

3 Responses to “My Life Will Not Accelerate Fast Enough”

  1. Joey Polanski Says:

    My congressman still hasnt responded to my lettr complainin about our Navy cruisin wifout goin nowhere.

    (Stickin wif ya, ol palski!)

  2. Sirdar Says:

    You could alway quit and get a better job yourself. There has to be a market for good Navy personnel. If you have the abs of a Navy Seal you could do the Beefcake Ballet :-) I hear it pays well…well up here in Canada anyway. Unfortunately, I have more of a 12 pack, not the six pack that is required….

  3. Redroach Says:

    take some watermelons onboard.
    I bet the deck crew will shoot some of them off the catapults.

    If you get caught, blame the deck crew or the marines.

    TV

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