Batman Is Better Than Country Music
Afishionados,
Life at work gets worse and worse as time goes on, so when I finally do get to come home I want to relax and enjoy myself.
I tried to watch Batman Begins around 3:00 P.M. today, but I wasn’t even ten minutes into it when I get this knock on my door. It was my pissy neighbor with a cane and he wanted to bitch about his pictures on his wall shaking because my bass was “too much”.
I wouldn’t have minded the bitching if it weren’t for two simple facts:
1.) The movie was not that loud to begin with and
2.) Limpy plays his country music all the time, and it’s so loud that Hank Williams Sr. can hear it.
I think the next time I go shopping I’ll buy a Gregorian Chant CD and put it on continuous playback. I’ll turn it up just loud enough, and then spend the whole weekend in Seattle so I won’t be around even if he knocks. We’ll see how much he likes that instead of Batman.
March 2nd, 2007 at 7:03 pm
Next time, answer the door in the Batman costume. Those satin gloves clutching at the air will be enough to frighten the twang out of Country Music Boy.
March 2nd, 2007 at 7:10 pm
Cissy: I wish I had a Batman costume, though I prefer the new Christian Bale one to the Adam West version.
March 2nd, 2007 at 8:30 pm
Used to always watch Batman and Robin when I was a wee boy. We had some great TV back then when they catered to little kids getting home from school. Batman and Robin, F-Troop, Gilligan’s Island, Hogan’s Heroes….
March 3rd, 2007 at 9:36 am
I gess yer right: Batman IS bettr than country musick.
But Batman WIF country musick woud be unbeatable!
March 4th, 2007 at 11:02 am
did someone forget to take their midol?
March 7th, 2007 at 10:26 am
First, build a homemade GODZILLA sized subwoofer and rent a generator to power it.
Then blast the old bastard with the Gregorian Chant CD.
Make him think it is the end of the world and Satan himself is coming for him.