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No Cents Whatsoever

No Cents Whatsoever

Afishionados,

A sign on our newspaper machine outside the apartment complex’s office. It’s hard to believe that newspaper commerce is not a government operation, what with signs like these.

8 Responses to “No Cents Whatsoever”

  1. Sirdar Says:

    Perhaps pennies aren’t coins anymore? You can’t buy anything with one anyway…

    Pretty funny sign. The wife has a keen eye!!

  2. evenstar Says:

    Any fish you like - as long as they’re not blennies!

  3. Joey Polanski Says:

    Makes prfeckt sense t me.

    If ya usd pennies, you woont be usin a coin combination. Gotta give em a variety. Mix em up.

  4. anaglyph Says:

    No, they just spelled it wrong… the sign is meant to say ‘Use Any Coin Combination - Do Not Use Penis

    Some people will try anything to get the latest news.

  5. Joey Polanski Says:

    Aftr all, whats more enticin than a tight slit.

  6. zip Says:

    tight slit, Joey? OUCH!!!! That’s all I gotta say!

  7. elasticwaistbandlady Says:

    You misinterpreted the sign. It’s in reference to all the two-bit hookers in the area named Penny. It’s just wrong to use Pennie’s coins. After all, what will two bits get you?

  8. elasticwaistbandlady Says:

    Why do I suddenly have Lionel Richie’s classic ditty, “Penny Lover,” running through my mind?

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