No Cents Whatsoever

Afishionados,
A sign on our newspaper machine outside the apartment complex’s office. It’s hard to believe that newspaper commerce is not a government operation, what with signs like these.

Afishionados,
A sign on our newspaper machine outside the apartment complex’s office. It’s hard to believe that newspaper commerce is not a government operation, what with signs like these.
February 20th, 2007 at 10:01 pm
Perhaps pennies aren’t coins anymore? You can’t buy anything with one anyway…
Pretty funny sign. The wife has a keen eye!!
February 21st, 2007 at 6:34 am
Any fish you like - as long as they’re not blennies!
February 21st, 2007 at 8:23 pm
Makes prfeckt sense t me.
If ya usd pennies, you woont be usin a coin combination. Gotta give em a variety. Mix em up.
February 22nd, 2007 at 1:36 am
No, they just spelled it wrong… the sign is meant to say ‘Use Any Coin Combination - Do Not Use Penis‘
Some people will try anything to get the latest news.
February 22nd, 2007 at 7:11 am
Aftr all, whats more enticin than a tight slit.
February 22nd, 2007 at 6:43 pm
tight slit, Joey? OUCH!!!! That’s all I gotta say!
February 25th, 2007 at 9:39 am
You misinterpreted the sign. It’s in reference to all the two-bit hookers in the area named Penny. It’s just wrong to use Pennie’s coins. After all, what will two bits get you?
February 25th, 2007 at 4:32 pm
Why do I suddenly have Lionel Richie’s classic ditty, “Penny Lover,” running through my mind?