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…And Everything In Its Place

Compact SUV

Afishionados,

My apartment has underground parking, and every space is labeled “Compact”. Including the one where someone parked their big-ass, gas guzzling SUV.

10 Responses to “…And Everything In Its Place”

  1. Joey Polanski Says:

    Jus dont tell us it says “Dinghy” nex t th place where th Lincoln is dockd.

  2. Sirdar Says:

    Check out which neighbour is moving out…and you will know the owner of said SUV. Looks like a GMC Denali. I hear they are nice…provided you can afford to drive them. Our fuel up here is more than what you are paying.

  3. Chickie Says:

    That deserves boogers under all of the door handles.

  4. Georgie Says:

    Hey, Happy Birthday, Feb. 10, 1982.
    Take the Christmas shit off the fish, put up a nice doggy face like mine!
    Love ya,
    Georgie, THE Dog.

  5. anaglyph Says:

    Let the tires down. That should save some space.

  6. jedimacfan Says:

    Joey: I see you’re an expert on government operations.

    Sirdar: I can’t afford an SUV, let alone the gas needed to quench the thirst of such a beast.

    Chickie: I like your thinkin’. Unfortunately, I don’t think I have that many boogers.

    Georgie: Thanks

    Anaglyph: SUVs are the work of satan. Where can I get someone to perform a cheap exorcism?

  7. Casey Says:

    I don’t get it, where’s the huge SUV?

  8. Georgie Says:

    Hey, where’s my pic? I AM The Dog. Woof.
    Georgie

  9. BEAD Says:

    why dont you scratch the SUV with one of many new quarters. The Dubetz’s called we need to borrow some duck tape….got any? Ha Ha Ha victory is mine!!!!!!!!!!!!

  10. elasticwaistbandlady Says:

    I got a friend who owns a bulldozer. We can make that car into a compact. We’ll pimp his ride, Yugo Style!

    Happy Birthday Fish!

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