All You Can Eat Pancakes
Afishionados,
IHOP is having a special in their restaurants1: All you can eat pancakes. Honestly, who thinks to themself, “Damn. I’m sitting here all alone and all I want are some pancakes. But not just any pancakes. All you can eat pancakes are what I need.”
I’m not sure that I have ever finished even a single order of pancakes when I’ve gone out to eat, let alone ponder the possibilities of an endless supply. For me, it’s like eating a lot of bread. It just fills me up quickly. Besides, there’s only so much maple syrup the body can take.
1“Restaurant” in the loosest sense of the word in this case.
February 1st, 2007 at 10:59 pm
Eh, tightwads! They’re only giving away the regular pancakes, not the ones with nuts in them. Bastards.
February 2nd, 2007 at 10:34 am
Too early for flapjacks?
February 2nd, 2007 at 11:04 am
The only pancakes I like to eat are the ones in the morning after sex.
February 2nd, 2007 at 2:45 pm
They do offer a fine variety of a delightful assortment of flavored syrups, you know. Man cannot live on maple syrup alone.
February 2nd, 2007 at 3:17 pm
“Where is pancakes house?”
“Im full of hungr NOW, you know!”
February 2nd, 2007 at 7:35 pm
We don’t have Ihop here…but I have heard of it.
I’m not a big pancake fan. I have to be in the right frame of mind. Funny how that happens to be when the wife makes them….
February 2nd, 2007 at 10:04 pm
come on…maple syrup…one can never have enough of that stuff…long live the maple tree!
February 5th, 2007 at 10:52 pm
I do like maple syrup on pancakes, but what is the strange thing you guys have with syrup on bacon???
February 5th, 2007 at 10:54 pm
Hey, that Barbaro got in here. I thought someone had closed the gate.
February 6th, 2007 at 3:56 pm
A closd gate aint a-gonna stop a ghost horse, Revrend.
February 6th, 2007 at 6:56 pm
I’m also impressed that the Ghost of Barbaro commented a mere 2 minutes before you, Reverend. I didn’t realize that the two of you were so close…