Part of Me: Just Can’t Decide
Afishionados,
Today I switched my driver’s license over to the state of Washington. I should get my new one within 5 days or so, but in the meantime I’ve been issued the sweetest temporary license ever! It’s made of the finest paper and even has my photo on it in case I forget what I look like.
I flipped it over and on the backside I discovered this peculiarity:
In Ohio, I had the option of being an organ donor, but Ohio never gave me a specific choice in what organ(s) I wanted to give away! So I need your help to decide. What organs should I donate? I already know someone special who gets Rasputin, but what about my remaining parts?
January 9th, 2007 at 6:48 pm
Oh God. Poor Keira.
January 9th, 2007 at 6:50 pm
Anaglyph: “Poor” Keira? Please… As you can clearly see on the card, it’s an anatomical gift.
January 9th, 2007 at 9:10 pm
If someone sends me a gift like that I hope they enclose the purchase receipt so I can exchange it for something functional…
January 10th, 2007 at 8:03 am
Yeah, a broken rasputin is no fun at all.
January 10th, 2007 at 8:54 am
How bad is it that the “Rasputin” image is so ingrained in my brain that I didn’t have to click on the link to see it?
I say give Keira an eyeball. She can put it in a jar and wear it around her neck, nestled in her cleavage.
January 10th, 2007 at 1:32 pm
Leave yer poemin organ to th Revrend.
January 10th, 2007 at 9:20 pm
Anaglyph: I’m sorry, but with high quality gifts such as this, all sales are final.
Jessie: Oh, the horror.
Chickie: I don’t think my eyes are big enough to stay put in such…uh…relatively non-existant places.
Joey: Based on his last few comments, I’d say he’s looking my gift horse in the m- Oh, never mind…
January 11th, 2007 at 3:38 pm
I always wanted to be one of those skeletons that whacky medical students used for study & japes
January 13th, 2007 at 6:49 pm
In yer dreams jmf, in yer dreams.