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Part of Me: Just Can’t Decide

Afishionados,

Today I switched my driver’s license over to the state of Washington. I should get my new one within 5 days or so, but in the meantime I’ve been issued the sweetest temporary license ever! It’s made of the finest paper and even has my photo on it in case I forget what I look like.

I flipped it over and on the backside I discovered this peculiarity:

Donor Card

In Ohio, I had the option of being an organ donor, but Ohio never gave me a specific choice in what organ(s) I wanted to give away! So I need your help to decide. What organs should I donate? I already know someone special who gets Rasputin, but what about my remaining parts?

9 Responses to “Part of Me: Just Can’t Decide”

  1. anaglyph Says:

    Oh God. Poor Keira.

  2. jedimacfan Says:

    Anaglyph: “Poor” Keira? Please… As you can clearly see on the card, it’s an anatomical gift.

  3. anaglyph Says:

    If someone sends me a gift like that I hope they enclose the purchase receipt so I can exchange it for something functional…

  4. Jessie Says:

    Yeah, a broken rasputin is no fun at all.

  5. Chickie Says:

    How bad is it that the “Rasputin” image is so ingrained in my brain that I didn’t have to click on the link to see it?

    I say give Keira an eyeball. She can put it in a jar and wear it around her neck, nestled in her cleavage.

  6. Joey Polanski Says:

    Leave yer poemin organ to th Revrend.

  7. jedimacfan Says:

    Anaglyph: I’m sorry, but with high quality gifts such as this, all sales are final.

    Jessie: Oh, the horror.

    Chickie: I don’t think my eyes are big enough to stay put in such…uh…relatively non-existant places.

    Joey: Based on his last few comments, I’d say he’s looking my gift horse in the m- Oh, never mind…

  8. Cissy Strutt Says:

    I always wanted to be one of those skeletons that whacky medical students used for study & japes

  9. anaglyph Says:

    In yer dreams jmf, in yer dreams.

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