Christmas Gifts You Shouldn’t Buy (#2)
Afishionados,
Christmas is closing in fast and so I bring you part two of O.F.A.L.’s ongoing series: Christmas Gifts You Shouldn’t Buy.
Chia Pets have always been stupid. Cuddly Chia Pets take stupidity to an all new level. Please, please, please don’t buy this stupid shit. Ever.
December 11th, 2006 at 8:20 pm
Yeah. Now my gilt at havin killt my plant can be compounded by my gilt at havin killt my pet.
December 11th, 2006 at 11:21 pm
If QVC has a special on Chia Pets i bet that one of us will be getting a Chia Cuddly.
December 12th, 2006 at 7:45 am
Oh man, I want one! My stuffed screaming monkey that I keep on my desk at work is dying and this would be the perfect obnoxious replacement!
December 12th, 2006 at 2:48 pm
Don’t worry, I’ve already got your present sorted.
December 13th, 2006 at 5:04 pm
Joey: You gotta remember to feed it, Seymour!
Man of Mystery: HAHAHAHAHA!
Chickie: Got any photos of this monkey? Sounds cool.
Reverend: Can’t I get one that sings?
December 14th, 2006 at 7:47 pm
I went to school with a girl named Chia. All the guys wanted to pet her too.