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If Yours is Domestic, Urine Luck.

Afishionados,

This sign is posted above a trough-like urinal onboard one of the ferries here in Washington. I’m just glad that my object is local because I really had to go. Shame for you overseas folks, though. Not sure what you’re supposed to do. Guess you’ll just have to hold it.

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10 Responses to “If Yours is Domestic, Urine Luck.”

  1. anaglyph Says:
    December 5th, 2006 at 1:54 am

    I wonder if they have a camera to capture illegal foreign objects? And how do they tell?

  2. Radioactive Jam Says:
    December 5th, 2006 at 8:34 am

    At least they’re object-oriented. Versus procedural. But wait, this looks procedure-driven… uh-oh. Dissonance alert!

  3. BEAD Says:
    December 5th, 2006 at 12:32 pm

    I personally think that all women that are over a certain weight limit should have that sign tattoed on there belly.

  4. Jessie Says:
    December 5th, 2006 at 8:17 pm

    I won’t be using a urinal any time soon; I just wanted to say Congrats ET2!

  5. Joey Polanski Says:
    December 6th, 2006 at 6:04 pm

    Whenevr I see cmmands postd onna sign above a urinal, I think th same thing: Awwww … Piss on THAT!

  6. jedimacfan Says:
    December 6th, 2006 at 8:36 pm

    Anaglyph: Not sure. But just to be safe, I make keep my weapon object concealed. Or I’ll just use a regular toilet in one of the stalls. There are no signs posted in there.

    RaJ: I smell a government operation…

    Glenn Bower: Man of Mystery: Rittman would be full of signs then.

    Joey: It’s awfully high up above the urinal. Sure you’re feeling up to the challenge?

  7. elasticwaistbandlady Says:
    December 7th, 2006 at 7:03 pm

    Funny that you posted this, my daughter and I ate a Mexican restuarant yesterday, and next to the bathroom sink was this huge sign that said, “Please Use Sinks For Hand Washing Only.” WTF? What else are you going to do in the sink of a Mexican restaurant’s bathroom? Try to soak your ass to relieve the salsa butt burn symptoms?

  8. Radioactive Jam Says:
    December 8th, 2006 at 5:40 pm

    SSSSSssssss aaaahhhh!

  9. Scott from Oregon Says:
    December 11th, 2006 at 10:11 pm

    It said “objects”. Does urine qualify as an object, and if so, does the liquid have to originate from a foreign place? Or should it just be filled with foreign substances to be disqualified?

    Ink Wiring Mimes want to know…

  10. elasticwaistbandlady Says:
    December 14th, 2006 at 7:50 pm

    I just realized that I wrote that my daughter and I ate a Mexican Restaurant. We were really hungry, and they just weren’t refilling our chip basket fast enough.

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