FOWL Consumption
Afishionados,
A great day is upon us and should be celebrated accordingly. Some of you may call this day “Thanksgiving” but I prefer to think of it as “Death and Consumption of Evil Birds Day”.
It’s not about being with your friends and family today. It’s about getting even and sending a message to those feathered bastards that poop all across the planet and are always out to kill me.
Remember: If we kill and eat enough of them, they’re gonna catch on. And they’re gonna be scared. And they’ll eventually leave me alone. So help me out by doing your part: Eat as much damn turkey as you can. We can still win this thing.
Happy Death and Consumption of Evil Birds Day to all of you. I’m thankful to have each and every one of you read my blog so I know that I have at least someone to rant to and that I’m not alone. Right? Hello? Guys…?
November 23rd, 2006 at 12:08 pm
Birds aint terrifyd so much by th prospeckt o bein killt an et.
Its th thougt o gettin all that shit shovd up their ass that realy gives em th willys.
November 23rd, 2006 at 2:38 pm
-+- The sound of tumbleweeds rolling across the playa -+-
November 23rd, 2006 at 2:40 pm
-+- The croak of a solitary crow -+-
November 23rd, 2006 at 9:22 pm
Happy Death and Consumption of Evil Birds Day to you, too. There’s one less turkey in the world because of me. Just doing my part.
November 24th, 2006 at 8:52 am
The world is 23 pound lighter due to the heroic (gluttonous) efforts of my family yesterday. As an added bonus I bought some goose feather pillows a few days ago too. Just doing my part to make this planet a little safer for my old fish and lemonade buddy.
November 24th, 2006 at 10:50 pm
Joey: Brokebeak Mountain?
Anaglyph: A croaked crow is a good crow. They should all croak.
Jessie: You still owe me $10 either way. I expect to be paid in full when I see you in the hangar bay.
EWBL: Excellent. The Fish hereby recognizes your outstanding achievement in the field of Gobbler Gobbling. You’ve done a great service to
me and my personal safetyyour country.January 1st, 2007 at 5:58 pm
I felt I had t wait till th Revrend made his official Jan. 1 post.