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PlayStation 3 released in USA. Madness and Hilarity ensues.

Afishionados,

I would like to steal incorporate the idea of a “Diversions” section from the Headless Hollow blog here on the Fish, but in the meantime enjoy this completely random post.

The PlayStation launches in the USA this week. People everywhere go nuts for it. SmashMyPS3.com raises money to do what their domain name states. A brand new PlayStation 3 is completely destroyed while a crowd of nerds wait outside of Best Buy (click here to launch video in a new window). Virgins everywhere cry themselves to sleep.

8 Responses to “PlayStation 3 released in USA. Madness and Hilarity ensues.”

  1. anaglyph Says:

    It looks like they’re having a lot more fun than I ever get from the average electronic game.

  2. Bean Says:

    Hey, I would probably give at least one, maybe two toes for a ps3 (not sure if there is a market for toes). If it came with a copy of ffvii I might even throw in two extras from the other foot.

  3. Bean Says:

    Hey, I would probably give at least one, maybe two toes for a ps3 (not sure if there is a market for toes). If it came with a copy of ffxii I might even throw in two extras from the other foot.

  4. Bean Says:

    Oh jesus. Now the entire old fish and lemonade universe knows I screwed up my roman numerals and the last of the IQ points you were assigning to me just evaporated…

  5. jedimacfan Says:

    Anaglyph: Have you ever tried Enigmo?

    Bean: Don’t worry about your IQ points. I have a soft spot for Australians. And blonds. So you’re still winning. And in case you’re wondering, your current point balance is MMCCCXXXII.

  6. anaglyph Says:

    I think I need something with some kind of plot. Abstraction doesn’t work well for me, unless it’s a real life game like Mahjongg.

  7. Chickie Says:

    Ha! I can’t wait to show this to my stepsons in the morning! All I’ve been hearing is “the ps3 is out!” I’ll bet they’re more upset at seeing this than they were when they found out that the Easter Bunny was a sham.

    Just for the record, I plan on stopping the video before it gets to the “fucking douchebag” part. I

  8. evenstar Says:

    “1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d”

    Aw shit! I knew it!

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