A New Way to Diet?

Afishionados,
While waiting to pick up a package at my apartment complex’s main office, I couldn’t help but notice something very peculiar. The building has a common room with a small kitchen, a television, and some couches for parties and such. It also has a refrigerator, complete with latch and padlock.
I’m not really sure why the refrigerator needs a latch and padlock to begin with (I’ve never seen anyone use the room for anything. Ever.), but it’s also apparent that someone from the government installed it.
So, if you’re ever over at my place and you need to get in the communal fridge but you’ve forgotten your key, just bring along your standard sized Phillips head screwdriver instead. And something tasty for me.
November 16th, 2006 at 8:10 pm
That’s where they’re storing the bodies of the deadbeat tenants. Did you pay your rent yet for this month?
November 17th, 2006 at 12:44 am
Obviously not a bio-weapons facility then. Or maybe…
I don’t want to think about it.
(Do you know they still haven’t caught the person who posted out the anthrax letters over there…)
November 17th, 2006 at 11:31 pm
Th fridge wit da padlock is in anticipation o th day that Mr Gigglepiss moves in wit ya!
November 17th, 2006 at 11:59 pm
EWBL: Shit. I guess I will now!
Reverend: That’s because I’m an elusive creature of the night…
Joey: I better get one for my apartment, too, then!
November 21st, 2006 at 9:39 pm
That fridge is chockfull of heads. Does it smell funny in the room too?