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A New Way to Diet?

Afishionados,

While waiting to pick up a package at my apartment complex’s main office, I couldn’t help but notice something very peculiar. The building has a common room with a small kitchen, a television, and some couches for parties and such. It also has a refrigerator, complete with latch and padlock.

I’m not really sure why the refrigerator needs a latch and padlock to begin with (I’ve never seen anyone use the room for anything. Ever.), but it’s also apparent that someone from the government installed it.

So, if you’re ever over at my place and you need to get in the communal fridge but you’ve forgotten your key, just bring along your standard sized Phillips head screwdriver instead. And something tasty for me.

5 Responses to “A New Way to Diet?”

  1. elasticwaistbandlady Says:

    That’s where they’re storing the bodies of the deadbeat tenants. Did you pay your rent yet for this month?

  2. anaglyph Says:

    Obviously not a bio-weapons facility then. Or maybe…

    I don’t want to think about it.

    (Do you know they still haven’t caught the person who posted out the anthrax letters over there…)

  3. Joey Polanski Says:

    Th fridge wit da padlock is in anticipation o th day that Mr Gigglepiss moves in wit ya!

  4. jedimacfan Says:

    EWBL: Shit. I guess I will now!

    Reverend: That’s because I’m an elusive creature of the night…

    Joey: I better get one for my apartment, too, then!

  5. Chickie Says:

    That fridge is chockfull of heads. Does it smell funny in the room too?

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