Who Nose Why It Happens
Afishionados,
I went to two separate restaurants this weekend and noticed that the restrooms of each had a very peculiar trait in common: they were both covered in boogers.
What is it about a wall that calls to people to wipe and smear anything and everything that gets caught in the mucus inside their nose? The restaurant on Friday was covered with 15 or 20 bloody boogers, all various shapes and sizes.
As I thought about this peculiarity, only one thing came to mind: maybe your fuckin’ nose wouldn’t have bloody boogers if you didn’t pick the damn thing and wiped them all over the bathroom tile.
There must be something special about this enigma because it seems to happen everywhere, though most notoriously on bathroom walls in front of urinals or on the sides of stalls, just above the toilet paper dispenser.
I don’t recall ever smearing one of my own finds in any public (or private, for that matter) bathroom but obviously it’s a hobby and pasttime for others. I don’t believe in the “pick and stick” routine. Instead, I think if you pick it, you should eat it.
November 6th, 2006 at 9:30 am
‘Organic Graffiti’ would be a decent name for a rock band. ‘Booger Graffiti’ too, but that has more of an underground / emo flair to it.
Strange: Google currently reports zero matches for ‘booger graffiti.’ That should change once this page gets indexed; let me be the first to offer congratulations. In the future, from a not-yet-written wiki, a surprising number of people - I’m guessing somewhere between one and several billion - will navigate here to this very post, to see the birth of ‘booger graffiti’ with their own beady little eyes.
May we all live to see the day.
November 6th, 2006 at 1:22 pm
I believe that it is more a guy thing too. I have to seen the walls og booger fame in many locker rooms. But i don’t think that they are ever in the girls restrooms and or locker rooms.
November 7th, 2006 at 1:51 pm
Americans are good pickers. We have earned the right to pick. If there were ever more competent pickers on earth, I can’t think of any. We pick everything real good.
Look who runs our country. We picked them.
November 7th, 2006 at 5:56 pm
I agree with Casey. W,Cheny (Your father?)and Rumy are all Boogers!!!!!
November 8th, 2006 at 5:49 pm
That’s so freakin nasty!!!! What the Hell is wrong with people? Why can’t they just wipe it on their socks like I do?