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Stay the Costume

Afishionados,

This Halloween I wanted to dress up as something really scary, so I’ve decided to go as a Republican. I’ve narrowed it down to six possible costumes to go with, but I have my concerns. I’m worried that people won’t realize that I’m dressed up as a Republican and instead will think I’m just dressed as an Asshole.

7 Responses to “Stay the Costume”

  1. Joey Polanski Says:

    If you can find a old Jabba th Hut costume, you coud go as Dennis Hastert.

  2. anaglyph Says:

    You could go dressed as an asshole and people would just assume you were a Republican!

  3. zip Says:

    I thought O’Reilly was an independent….or do you consider them assholes too?

  4. jedimacfan Says:

    Joey: That’s an insult to Hutts everywhere.

    Anaglyph: Touche’

    Zip: O’Reilly is quite possibly the High King of the Assholes. How anyone can take him seriously, watch his show, or read his books is beyond me.

  5. Rhonda Says:

    Then you can’t go as Rush, because he is 100 PERCENT ASSHOLE!

  6. Casey Says:

    I was going to go as a democrat, but I couldn’t find a hat that looked enough like a clitoris.

  7. Rhonda Says:

    LOL…love that comment, Casey. I’m not saying I agree, but I haven’t laughed that hard all day!

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