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Please Hold All Questions Until the End

Afishionados,

I prefer to leave posting about SPAM e-mail up to better, more qualified bloggers but this one was just too weird to pass up.

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So, to sum things up: Currently being rethought Please contact me if you have any questions in the meantime thank you for your patience all content copyright copy.

Everybody got that? Cuz there’s gonna be a test real soon on all this over at the local university.

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5 Responses to “Please Hold All Questions Until the End”

  1. zip Says:
    October 16th, 2006 at 3:32 pm

    WOW!!!!!

  2. Joey Polanski Says:
    October 16th, 2006 at 8:13 pm

    Lemme gess:

    It was signd,

    Rain Man

  3. anaglyph Says:
    October 17th, 2006 at 1:46 am

    See, that’s what happens eventually to all spammers. Too much contact with that stuff and your brain just caves in. ARE YOU LISTENING YOU WITLESS PARASITES? No, I didn’t think so.

  4. Radioactive Jam Says:
    October 17th, 2006 at 7:09 am

    I meant to send that message to my mom, not you. Sorry for any incovenience. I meant to send that

  5. ole Says:
    October 18th, 2006 at 11:57 pm

    I see you recieved my mail. I am still waiting for your reply. Have you thought it through? Still didn’t you understand the “all content copyright”? As you now have copied my very valuable writings I have to contact RIAA. Their copy-police will turn up on your door very soon. Thank you. Please make contact if you have any questions.

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