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NASCAR: A Thinking Man’s Sport Game?

Nascar Sucks

Afishionados,

This flyer was posted to a vending machine onboard the Lincoln. Don’t see what’s wrong? Click the photo for the answer. I stand by my theory that NASCAR sucks and is not a sport.

Apologies for the fold lines. No cameras are allowed onboard the ship while in drydock, so I had to put the flyer in my pocket. It’s expired, so I doubt anyone will mind that I “borrowed” it.

8 Responses to “NASCAR: A Thinking Man’s Sport Game?”

  1. jessie Says:

    Gotta love those MWR guys!

  2. Joey Polanski Says:

    I woont expect no one t notice that aftr printin th oneth copy o th flyer …

    … but SURELY somone shouda caugt it by th twoth or threeth copy!

  3. anaglyph Says:

    And you ALL missed my birthday on the 27nd, despite the dropped hints.

  4. BEAD Says:

    Being the great NASCAR fan that i am i found another mistake. Why is Dale Earnhardt’s car in the race when he is Dead? The black #3 car is no longer in use. Explain that one.

  5. elasticwaistbandlady Says:

    I think the mistake lies in the “ONLY $30″ line. That’s a crapload of money to watch cars go round and round in a circle.

  6. BEAD Says:

    N-non
    A-athletic
    S-sport
    C-centered
    A-around
    R-rednecks

  7. Bean Says:

    Hehehe. I didn’t even notice. That’s … well, quite sad really.

  8. Radioactive Jam Says:

    Innate skill, years of training and you *might* get your big chance to:
    1. Go fast.
    2. Turn left.
    3. Repeat.

    Where oh where does all that money come from?

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