CHAOS. PANIC. DISORDER. My work here is done.

Dance the Hempen Jig Ye Scurvy Dogs!

I'd Let Her Walk My Plank

Aaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrfishionados,

Happy International Talk Like A Pirate Day! You guys remember our secret club, right? I thought today would be the perfect time to unveil to you our official club flag.

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Click for a larger view of the flag.

Aaaaaaarrrr! Now, everyone prepare to set sail onboard Old Fish and Lemonade’s very own pirate ship, The Scorned Wench. There’s plenty of buried women, delicious treasure, and beautiful rum for everybody!

P.S. There be hidden treasure in this post!

7 Responses to “Dance the Hempen Jig Ye Scurvy Dogs!”

  1. Joey Polanski Says:

    Yo-ho-ho, an a bottla little blue pills!

  2. elasticwaistbandlady Says:

    Are you the one working on the secret new ad campaign for Long John Silvers? Shiver Me Timbers!

  3. anaglyph Says:

    Nice flag, but I like my wench better.

  4. jedimacfan Says:

    Joey: Make sure you bring enough for every booty.

    EWBL: Nope, sorry, I’m only working on the campaign for Long Shot Polanski: The Scourge of Lake Erie.

    Anaglyph: I think my Photoshopped real photograph of me hugging Keira Knightley is better than any wench picture.

  5. Radioactive Jam Says:

    Au-di-Oh!

  6. BEAD Says:

    I think that dress she is wearing would look real nice on my bedroom floor. :)

  7. anaglyph Says:

    Funny, my phone sounded just like your blog all day on the 19th…

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