Afishionados,

You know you’ve got a good blog when someone steals your ideas and incorporates them into their own blog. I’ve already got a rotating, random sentence-izer beneath my O.F.a.L. header courtesy of the Tetherd Cow (Thanks, Reverend, check’s in the mail).

So now I’m going to rip-off my other blogging pal, Joey Polanski. If you’re not reading the Polanski Show, then you’re not cool and everyone wants to be cool so stop wasting time and go read it. See, Joey always starts his posts off with “Buddies,” like he’s writing a letter to some friends. Even if you’re an asshole, it’ll still show up as “Buddies,” in your browser (I know because I read his blog everyday and it shows up as “Buddies,”, even for me).

So this got me to thinking I should steal this idea from him. I think I’ll introduce my posts with “Afishionados” from now on. Besides, it’ll make the 2 or 3 of you that read my blog feel warm and fuzzy and special inside. And your self esteem and mental health is of the utmost importance to me¹.

But then I got to thinking even more. Sure, I’ll take the “Buddies” idea, but why not push it one step further? Why not have an awesome supersecret club, too? You’re excited about this concept, aren’t you!? Yea, I know, I felt the hair on the back of my neck stand up, too!

I figure we’re gonna need a clubhouse, some rules, a password, a flag, and some t-shirts. Also some explosives, LOTS of booze, some vaseline, and a couple of boxes of rubber chickens but that’s for much later after I’ve gotten to know you guys a little better.

¹Cuz if you don’t feel good about yourself you might go off and do something crazy like kill yourself and then I’ll have no one left to read this.

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